Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While
> >rummaging through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an
> >old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.
> >
> >This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish,
> >not the standard three.
> >
> >Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out, "Turn
> >the entire ocean into beer. Make that Victoria Bitter!"
> >
> >The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and Immediately
> >the sea turned into the hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie
> >vanished.
> >
> >Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as
> >the two men considered their circumstances. Johnno looked
> >disgustedly at Davo whose wish had been granted.
> >
> >After a long, tension-filled moment Johnno said, "Nice going Davo!
> >Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
> >