ylwgtr2

id say this.....sit down and fix all the problems and get the thing to run 100 percent first before you worry about modding the thing...

i hope its verbally and not on paper coz the sentances in your post is shocking

dude.....your guessing.....do you have spark at all plugs?check by unbolting the coils and stick plugs in them and watch them work.... do you have injector pulse???Check with a noid light....spark fuel air and bang bang it goes...theres no science behind it

"hello....is that FORS????"

ok beer baron....the jig is up

with the 5 slot jelly bean (speedy)wheels on it

i havent heard anything....so i thought id rattle his chains a bit more Good day to you sir….I have received some more information that I think you may be interested in…..an alien airship has been spotted with sir Harold holt himself at the helm(it seems the KGB and the Chinese were calling a “bluff”….cheeky buggers). And he was waving what appeared to be a Dot”ARSE” import approval for a 35 GTR.So it appears the great man of conspiracy himself is getting in on it…..a “grey”import….although my source’s tell me he has a black GTR(not sure why they call them “Grey” import…..must be because it’s a “grey” area….hmmmm it figures I guess).Any way the old hot rodder himself has fitted it out with sharkfin exhaust’s,“extractors” and a set of “speedy” jelly bean alloy wheels(I think someone should tell the old fooker about nismo or Autobacs or something).I hope you get your “eyes and ears” to look out for this vehicle at the warf’s as I sure feel for the future of Nissan Australia.Other things I have spotted with my eyes, 1x dog taking a dump on the nextdoor neighbors nature strip and ears,the sound of the postmans Honda CT110 mowing square over that bad boy…..and the smell….its and awfull lot like……Hey I know….when I go down to my local Nissan dealer!!!!!

hey...who took away my goblin pic??????

a pic of what can be seen at the nissan australia convention

wheres the other emails?come on guys...i need a laugh

wabbit season,duck season,wabbit season,nissan enthusiast season....FIRE

heres my email Dear sir Just emailing you in regards to some information that I have received.The russian KGB and the Chinese are working together to prepare a suti vehicle that may pose a threat to your release on the long awaited R35 GTR.I have heard that the only way you are going to get them to drop the application is by giving them a percentage of the extortionate amounts of money that you are about to make by releasing this vehicle.Only then they will drop the application and if you ask nicely they will also return Harold holt.As a Nissan GTR enthusiast I would also like to say thanks for rejoining the band wagon with your interest in such a fine vehicle…even though you bailed by not bringing the R33(which was a fantastic vehicle) and the R34GTR (of which is also a fine vehicle and has bought me many years of driving pleasure....although the seat is a little skinny to fit my fat aussie arse in long drives).What you guys seem to forget is that the GTR has such a following due to people like myself. Therefore we are to loyal Nissan motor Co..not Nissan Australia. Good day sir

I take my cleveland steamer out from the ashtray in other thread....and place it on colin's desk

Im interested about programming the key in your back yard thing...........people have told us in the past about this type of thing with late model motorbikes.....we can train ANY key,second hand or new to suit an ECU...and i am not sure about other model nissans but i have a 34 gtr and i know how to train that key to suit the seimens box under the dash.....i assume that all nissans of this era have the same or very similar system...Therefore its not a matter of information being released....its a matter of how much work you want to put into something and how determined you are......and who cares if the local distributor doesnt help you out with certain things......ok so if i wanted for instance hot up stuff for a BMW.....i sure as shit wouldnt be calling BMW australia......i would contact germany....therefore who gives a shite about nissan australia???In relation to a competitor under cutting your business,i run my own business and often get "XXX will do it for XXX price" My response is you get what you pay for and if i am going to go broke i would rather be sitting out front in a banana lounge than busting my balls The car is cheap.....even 200k is bollocks all these days...its just people have deep pockets and short arms........If i bought one and it didnt have a warranty,i wouldnt be concerned........ Further more id like to take to those rotten looking barges with a good old fashioned 5lt can of fuel and a box of matches.......Go the 34

hahaha...i will see your turd on the show room floor and raise you a crap in the ashtray

f*k...who cares...im sure there are people that have better things to do than check the forums everyday for updated information...that repost quote really gives me the shits....the guys just trying to share some info that some may or may not have seen...

you mean why does it take one month????

more to the point....get out and do your own job properly before you start to do the police's job....you guys are the biggest bunch of lazy bullshit weilding bastards i have ever come across....DOTARS burn in hell.....thanks for reading

my brother and all his mates use devcon in the intake tract of there drag bike engines.....incredible

i walked into a turbo shop one day and the guy checked mine out and said it looks like i blew a seal......"i said no...thats ice cream on my face now whats wrong with the turbo"