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  1. Hey guys, I probs can come around 10 or so...me and frink stayed and talked with a few other guys last week, do you think you'll stay around or leave?????
  2. That has nothing to do with some kind of evo does it?
  3. I think $100 is a little cheap and if you can get them for that much im sure they wont comply to Aus standards. I could be wrong.
  4. A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says "Whoa, look at the size of that f *cker!" "Hey, mind your language!" says the priest. Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "Sorry father,but that's what this fish is called - it's a F *cker fish" Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church. "Look at this huge f *cker" says the priest, spotting the bishop. "Language, please! this is God's house," replies the bishop. "No, no - that's what this fish is called, " says the priest. "Oh," says the bishop, scratching his chin "I could clean that f *cker and we could have it for dinner". So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior. "Could you cook this f *cker for dinner tonight?" he asks her. "My, what language!" she exclaims, clearly shocked. "No, sister that's what the fish is called - a f *cker, " says the bishop. Satisfied with the explanation, the Mother Superior says, "wonderful, I'll cook that f *cker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!" The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it. "Well, I caught the f *cker!" says the priest. "And I cleaned the f *cker!" says the bishop. "And I cooked the f *cker!" says the Mother Superior. The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, Pours himself a whiskey and says " You know what?, You c *nts are alright."
  5. Hi hi, Im still after wheels as the other ones fell through. Prefere anything around 255, i want width!
  6. Now im another step back from going, the wheels i payed for yesterday are damaged apparently so im guessing no track day.
  7. Thanks mate, I was more after what they are trying to acheive so i could get some guidence to where i am going
  8. Shit i didn't know you needed a wheel alignment when the suspension is altered. I was playing with mine the other day and the rears are as low as they go...fully sick...obviously im not going to leave it like that but for any adjustment do you need to realigne your wheels?
  9. Where abouts in fyshwick is Autotech?
  10. Meant to say I want a custom/aftermarket box.
  11. Well if you all are posting your running gear and anything else ill tell you mine... Cusco LSD Coilovers..HKS rears/GABS fronts Front and rear strut braces Full adjustable suspension surrounding the coilovers (not sure what it all is) 5 puck clutch Custom dump pip to full 3.5" exhaust system Upgraded front breaks Think thats it...
  12. One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell! Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink lager, whiskey, vodka, tequila, cider, Guinness, wine ... you name it! We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway. Guy: Gee, that sounds great! Satan: You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it! Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember? Guy: Wow... that's awesome! Satan: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do. Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever! If you go bankrupt...it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow. Guy: Cool! Satan: What about Drugs? Guy: Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean... Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead, who cares. Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place! Satan: You gay? Guy: No... Satan: Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough.......
  13. Hey guys, I wouldn't mind knowing where all you guys are at in terms of mods and power and where you are headed? What figures would you be happy with? Ill get the ball rolling... I've got: Exhaust FMIC Power fc Boost contorller Fuel pump Air intake pip Pod...If there is more ill add it later. After my tune on saturday I should have around 220kw atw i was told by autotach so im happy about that. For the future I want to get injectors and a turbo and maybe do some internal work. The magic figure i am after is 300kw atw so i am aiming for that in the next year or so. What are your ''happy place'' figures I got my tune this morning and im pretty happy with the out come.
  14. Any one else while im looking?
  15. LOL... Im down
  16. Spotted a nice clean silver S2 33 going through O'connor around 6ish pm.
  17. Man i hope i make it coz that will be awesome. No worries fellas ill let ya know
  18. Yeah if it went all the way across i'd be fine, but anyway ill sort it out.
  19. Righty o.... Im going to try get the rails lowered. If not, a new seat will fix my probs.
  20. If i want to get the rails lowered for my drivers seat who would i go to?
  21. I've got one
  22. I have just bought some (17x9 front-17x10 rear) wheels so im one step closer to going to the track All i have to worry about is being to tall and getting a very low seat
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