"Because daddy set a bad example by crashing an uber expensive Porsche into a kiddies playground, but it is ok because Uncle Ronny will save the day again, he has lawyers, connections and money so I'll be shielded from the reality like usual. Just so in my next race, I will prevail against all insermountable odds and win once again, hear me ladies and gents, it will be my best yet, it will be better than all the others because I, and not one else expected me to win, I drive a crappy car and I'm not the most talented driver on the grid. Not to mention, the FIA, the entire Forumla 1 fraternity and many followers of the sport are continually conspiring against me.. By the way, did I tell you them I'm humble and maganamous? Yeah haha! I tricked Massa, lol.. Did you see that? That was great! Yeah, uuhhrr, um, I kind of tagged Kimi though, I don't know, I was trying to be cautious, honest! I just can't see a stationary object, I needed his rear wing to stop you see... Um yeah, just waiting for my next paycheck to pay back the insurance company for daddy's faux pas, also so I can use the money to pay for hot chixx with big titties to hang around me so no-one finds out I'm really teh ghey! lolz! Now I'm too dress up as a fairy and to go get spooned by daddy so bye bye!"