my grandmother is british, but born in india under british rule and her birth certificate was lost in a bombing of the recors centre and shes an illegal immigrant!! im pissed.
you are eligible for a passport if your dad (not mum - must be below 13yo) is british, and an ancestry visa (just like a passport) if either of your grandparents are british.
ive been adding things that people have said to me lately in my sig. well, "That is all. Thankyou, come again." is what this paki guy used to say evertime you walked out of his shop. that was in london.