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Here is one of me ... I'm number 94 Incidentally, I'll be out on track tomorrow

One could only wish

Yeah well you know my story. I've crashed at the race track at high speeds and walked away without a scratch ... then I crash my bike on the road at 50kph and I break my shoulder Go figure!

I'm just criticising the way it was advertised. Monster truck crash = a bumpy ride Broken back = spinal injury

I've been "test flashed" before and never received a fine. If it does come in, request a pic and dispute it.

Sellicks Hill ... down Sellicks Beach way. Head down South Road and keep going past the turn off for Victor. Drive for a further 15 minutes or so and turn off at the Victory Pub. Go thru the car park and you'll find a dirt track. Take the dirt track for a few kms in, and you're there. You'll know it when you see it. Thats when me and my mate go. Too wet for the dickheads/pussies and we get some awesome sliding happening. You eventually rip thru the greasy shit and start to get some good grip. We've crashed many times there, but haven't broken any bones ... yet.

I'll be out on the track this Saturday ... on two wheels

I watched it on this link: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id...099&rss=yes Seems the media is blowing it out of proportion. It was during practice for an event, not at an event itself. From the footage I see, he didn't "crash" the truck, nor would I call it a hard landing. Broken back my arse. Looks like his back just went out from the not-so-hard landing due to a previous injury to his back I suspect? Another celebrity crying like a baby? Suck it up princess, I've crashed worse from higher drops on my pitbike

Mmmmm, indian Anyhow ... I got myself a jar of chilli sauce at the Show. I call it "atomic meltdown" Rated 10+/10. Tried some on a cracker and WOW I love spicy/hot foods, and this sauce was def hotter than anything I've had yet. My mate use to run a pizza shop and he'd make hot pizzas. Even put chillis in the pizza base, just to see me sweat. When I have the house warming party at my place, I'll be inviting people to try it

Well ... I'm gunna go find me a dead horse to flog. That seems to be trendy

Old enough to know better ... young enough to do it all again

I wanna get my mates out to Sellicks Hill. Thats a nice track. Me and a mate use to go there every weekend and rip it up all day ... then you get f**kwits turning up with shovels, making their own changes for squid-like poses on some small jumps, then f**king off home after an hour. Use to be funny watching the boys on their KX and YZs tearing around the track and taking the jumps, followed closely behind by me and Steve on the pitbikes My pitbike was build ground up from DHZ cradle frame using all the best bits: Fastace suspension, Renthal bars, Lifan 140cc motor with IRK etc. Strong enough that my mates Honda Sobe broke before it did coming down from a huge jump My mate's Sobe literally ripped in half on landing (yes, he's lying next to the bike in the pic ... he's out cold)

Which can be balanced out by the hospital bill you can give them

Thats because its got a crap carby Change the carb and jet it for the 140 and it'll be fine

Any of the ebay pitbikes are rubbish. I built my own from scratch using all the good bits you don't get with ebay 'specials'. For under $2K they are fun, but they can and do break eventually. Spend $5K on a jap dirt bike and you'll be happy.

Karma will prevail

Yeah, I'll get the bike sorted a bit more (just needs some lovin) and the 4 of us can go riding in the hills when the weather improves more I've still got a hardon from when Simon screamed past me on the GSXR. I think he loves my GSXR Thats the difference between a thrashed street bike and a properly setup race bike We gotta do a combined skyline and bike cruise one night The boys would be in on some show off behaviour!

My bet is that it'll have those NSW plates for a while

Start an SAU swear jar. 50c each time someone says a curse word or says something stupid ... in which case, we'll all be broke soon

Me, Tracy and Cam are so there. You have my email details girls ... can you send me a form.

Yep, sure is. Getting another muffler fitted soon so I can fit my Dolphin rear lip

Yeah, I ain't the "lonely stag" anymore.

I've got all my bits. I just need to fit them. So my list is: #1 wash my stagea quieter muffler/cannon fit Dolphin rear lip shift kit and service fit brake upgrade wire in Apexi SAFC2 and SITC tune and service replace current Ohlins suspension

Tell the boss you had a cramp in your ovaries!

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