A very rich white guy in the Northern Territory decided to have a party and he invited all of his mates and neighbours. He also invited Morton, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, eating and dancing. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Morton in the pool! Morton was fighting the croc as hard as he could with his bare hands. He was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, biting the croc anywhere he could and all kind of things. The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Morton was screaming and raising hell.
Finally Morton strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Morton then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Morton, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Morton.
The rich man said, "Mate, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Morton.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.
How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?" Again Morton said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Morton, then what do you want?"
Morton said, "I just want the name of the bast*rd who pushed me in the pool!!!!"