on the topic of houses:
got home today(aw yeahh mates coming over for pizza n drinks, untill I walk into the laundry and i hear a pppshhhhttttttttt noise. im thinking, fair enuff, washing machine solenoid must be f**ked.
went under the house to make sure.. holy sweet merciful kebab. one of the copper pipes burst, spraying water at the wood underneath the house and making a big f**kin puddle under the house.
jump in the car, go back to work. grab some pipe, a cutter and all the plumbing shit.
2 hours later. Im caked in mud. but heyy i fixed a pipe