Be carefull letting out secrets of the 'experienced' Richard, we will soon have a lot of young male 'Line drivers getting around with erect nipples and not so 'johnsons' ....
He was born 'Not a Pulsar'
And he just wanted to have fun,
Then defining a 'Colostomy bag'
During a conversation about bums,
Now he has ambitions of moderating
inappropriateness he would be flagin'
But alas, he's drivin' a Skywagon.