V8skylineMAN

bad day at the officeclicky here

67.4% of my total posts are in here....hehe

my total post is now 500...including this one....and 337 of them are in this thread....surely that makes me a post whore...... but prolly not ....500 is lame

my brain hurts......

Funny fact number 4585675649334455: Cyrus spins more than he drifts.

just a couple more and ive beaten twoquick as well......for now Not very interesting fact number 300040558: I am 30.

twoquik 335 V8skylineMAN 332 japtaxi 307

meh.....you have to get up pretty early to beat that cyrus... hehehe

two pages 0wn3d!

oh oh....and a recorder

I have 10 musical devices in my puter room... 1 puter 2 metronome 3 guitar tuner 4 electric organ 5 electic piano 6 electic guitar 7 electric bass guitar 8 flute...........this one time, at band camp..........lmao 9 Yamaha FB-01 sound generator 10 Roland PR-100 digital sequencer

woooooooooooo 71 in a row...... Yes i AM lame

and before anyone says..."anyone can do it at that time of day....." it was daylight when i woke up....so ner ner ner ner

i think that mayby i have beaten cyrus's "posts in a row" record.....how lame am i?

wooo....there are some cool tunes on tv atm..... no there isnt...its top 40 sh!t

i wonder when somebody is going to get up?

Women do the laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were really hip about eight years ago, before he will do the laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatsuit inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of dirty clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to met beautiful women at the Laundromat, but this is only a myth perpetuated by old reruns of Love American Style.

In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women, They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker room -- sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.

Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out $4000 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course women always end up taking better pictures.

A woman asks a man to water her plants while she is on vacation. The man waters the plants. The woman comes home five or six days later to an apartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this happens.

Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in his house.

Men are vain; they will check themselves out in the mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface, mirrors, spoons, store windows, toasters, or Joe Garagiola's head.

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. AMEN!

A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from a Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical American women's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.