V8skylineMAN

To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chickenscratch. Women use scented, colored stationary, and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's." It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day.

A woman knows how to shop for groceries. She makes a list of the things she needs, and then goes to the store and buys these things. A man does not shop on a frequent basis. He waits until the only items left in his refrigerator are an opened can of Schlitz and a half a lime. Then he goes grocery shopping. A man buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on the Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10 items or less lane.

Women mature at a much faster rate than men. Most 17 year old females can function as adults. Most 17 year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work.

Stand down Mr JapTaxi, sir.....i have just surpassed your post count.

A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

A vulva is an automobile from Sweden.

Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus.

An enema is someone who is not your friend.

An erection is when Japanese vote for their new government officials.

Stomach cancer strikes the Japanese eleven times more frequently than Americans

Did you know that in New Mexico, over eleven thousand people have visited a tortilla chip that appeared to have the face of Jesus Christ burned into it? now how do they know what JC looks like? maybe its the face of joe blogs from down the road.

Humans are born with 300 bones in their body, however when a person reaches adulthood they only have 206 bones. This occurs because many of them join together to make a single bone.

lets see....only 5122 more posts to catch cyrus....ok here we go

i think that maybe i am.....nah...i wont go that far....but i could be.......surely not.

surely i have not been sitting here this long.....

The most poisonous animal in the world is not the daddy longlegs. In fact, from a little research, it seems that its not venomous at all. While it is true that their bite is too weak to penetrate human skin, the statement that their venom is deadly is false, an urban myth. From what I've read, even if they could penetrate human skin, they have no venom to deliver, although a spider called the cellar spider (which looks a lot like the North American daddy longlegs) is moderately venomous. Still, it does not compare to other venomous animals. The most venomous spider in the world is the funnel web spider of Australia. Phyllobates terriblis, or the Poison-Dart Frog of Columbia, is generally considered to be the most poisonous animal in the world.

potatoes were originally grown for ornamental decorations. right...beacause they are sooooo pretty...:S

Teddy bears were named after Theadore Roosevelt, when he refused to shoot a bear cub.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

A group of unicorns is called a blessing. Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink." A group of frogs is called an army. A group of rhinos is called a crash. A group of kangaroos is called a mob. A group of whales is called a pod. A group of geese is called a gaggle. A group of ravens is called a murder. A group of officers is called a mess. A group of larks is called an exaltation. A group of owls is called a parliament.

101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.

these S20 engines were built by nissan and loaned or leased to the race teams....

The works GT-R's in 1970-1971 had fuel injection fitted to their S20 engines

The first nissan in australia to get fuel injection ws the 280ZX in 1978