An elderly couple were attending a church service.
About halfway through she leans over and says, "I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
ok... now just to make sure you understand...... you asked for it.
Your mother... wait.. no... this is waaayyyy too easy... i'm just gonna leave this up to yr imagination and the next time you wanna be funny... think it through.
Let's face it.. you get idiots everywhere... my comment was made on the premise that I was playing there and would have been able to look after SAU guests... that is all.