hey troy, I just wanted to publicly let you know that this morning on the way to work today I felt this huge pressure down low. Because I got up really early I didnt have time to use the toilet. I really needed to relieve myself and in doing so I let off this gigantic fart, right into your seat. The propulsion of this fart actually lifted me off the seat.
Ive tried vacuuming, spraying, every deodorizing technique I can find, but this smell wont go away.
I nearly suffocated driving home today
Do you still want it back?