Here's an easy one:
Uplink underground, uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!
This one might be a little harder
Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places...