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No, 2 weeks ago I parked in a disabled car park at centrelink and I got in a fight with a rent-a-cop over it. who then called the cops. So I’ gotta be could there.

The rent-a-cop paid me out about being a “brat” and how mummy and daddy bought my car, I’m all like dude your clueless. I’m at centrelink for a reason – I’m on the dole mate.

“That would be right, nothing but a dole cheat you are”

rofl that's gold.

ur a bad bad man :down:

omg, froth came out of my pee pee, is that normal?

very normal. big valves + half decently sized cams + decent amount of cam timing = lumpy as fook idle :)

that guy even had the classic noob douchebag avatar

ITS A f**kIN FLOOD HARVESTING PUMP NOT A TURBO!

awww sick pump moit

shuttup bush tucker man :)

I didnt drink you dirty little welcher. You are farkin toast next time i see you. :D

yeh josh wtf.. u shuld have been ther.. bitch head

I run quick.

i run quicker..

I think i started a war with a clown

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/t1...&start=1060

bahaha.. im so band wagon jumping now

hi :D

hiya wer wer u

YEO PEEPS!!!

hiya bish

had a good weekend finally installed my gauges & blue rice led cluster lights, jjr coil packs and some new cheap and nasty NGK's car is transformed it litterally is pulling like a farking freight train, my clutch is screwed now just from booting it as it starts to come onto boost the clutch starts to slip, water pump is also leaking real bad :)

bah leaking water pump.. my mate drove his leaking water feed line S14a for a month before he gave me money for his line and turbo.. his rad was always half full

book her into dan from elite racing mate.

i wouldnt be driving it if the water pump was leaking!

bah ull be fine.. got a water temp gauge..?? just keep an eye on it..

mine is reading 80-85 now and 85-90 with a/c on the highway.. new coolant flush ftw..

and my oil temp is sitting on 90-95 on highway now.. 0w40 might be too thin.. on the mountain it sat around 85.. but cooler up ther...

Me: excuses me, how much longer do I have to wait?

Lady: I don’t know

Me: It’s not good enough, I have been here 40 minutes, and you told me I only had too wait 15minutes.

Lady: Can you come around to the other side of the counter?

Me: How much will it cost to jump the line?

Lady: It doesn’t work like that here

Me: I don’t give a shit, how much? You told me 15 minutes; I’ve been here 40minutes. Your management sucks.

Lady: Josh, you have only been here 27minutes, do I look like a management? I can’t help that.

<centrelink room is now all attention on me>

Josh: 27minutes is not 15minutes; management needs to fix this shit.

Lady: getting angry at me wont help you in this situation, Josh.

Me: Yes it will, I have better things too do then wait f**king here.

Me: Make me an appointment at a more convenient date for me

Lady: I can do 9:30am tomorrow?

Me: Will it actually be 9:30am though?

Lady: It depends how busy everyone is.

Me: This isn’t good enough

<Walks out to the badass 911 parked out the front>

bahahaha.. she had the nerve to call u by ur first name...??? that seems a bit odd. sir and madam for customer service

I suck at myspace coding, profile is now fixed. everyone go comment

comment this.. *grabs crutch*

I spent the day f*kin around with the line spent 2hrs trying to get the front pipe off so i could punch out my cat cause its getting a tune tomorrow

i failed at getting the dump off i was at my gf's place and did not have a propper jack or anything

my spanners are too long for taking the dump off easily

marki you free tonight? wanna help me get this basted pipe off?

I spent the day f*kin around with the line spent 2hrs trying to get the front pipe off so i could punch out my cat cause its getting a tune tomorrow

i failed at getting the dump off i was at my gf's place and did not have a propper jack or anything

my spanners are too long for taking the dump off easily

marki you free tonight? wanna help me get this basted pipe off?

nope.. im cookin steakos tonight.. giddity

but come over and bring $50 and my brother will pull it apart put it together and even hug u..

why u taking the dump off.. drop the 4 14s from the cat and away u go.

ahahha yeah man, bitch called ne josh, got no Sir from the mutt

bahaha she had some nerve. i find that rude using first names when u dnt knw the person..

some asshatt welded the cat to the frontpipe/dump

so i have a split dump front pipe and cat in one!!!!

oh ok.. well if u want ill get my bro to do it.

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