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[Nismo_Boy]

Meow

[Silver_R34_GT-T]

Hahahahha

flame.

[Nismo_Boy]

The flame is bright

[zaffa]

Hmm john will have to let you know as I have no license or registered vehicle!

See what the gf says!

Otherwise you might have to come to Nerang and I might knock a little off the price. Will keep you informed after all its only Monday...and my head hurts already!

[zaffa]

[Silver_R34_GT-T]

nice flame

[shanef]

home in 20mins

[Nismo_Boy]

[Nismo_Boy]

1. pwned 3500 up, 642 down

A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.

"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

OR

"That team totally pwned us."

[Silver_R34_GT-T]

Hahahahaha the c**ts stuck on a cross

[Nismo_Boy]

2. l33t 485 up, 39 down

As the Internet was coming into its own, during the early 1980s, hackers that didn't want their websites, newsgroups, etc, to be picked up in a simple keyword search began using numbers to replace certain letters (mostly vowels) such as A = 4 or E = 3.

At this point, l33t speak was only known to a select few and only used when necessary. However, in 1994, id Software began to add Internet connectivity to Doom and Doom II, leading to a revolution in PC gaming and also to the rise of l33t speak.

As with any type of competition, 'smack' talk became prevalent in online gaming. Phrases such as 'I am elite' became common place, and somewhere down the line l33t speak crept in, reforming the phrase into '1 4m 3l1t3' in order to demonstrate that the speaker was a hacker and someone to be feared. It was further exaggerated by purposeful bad spelling and eventually wound up as something like this, '1 4m 3l33t!' and simplified to, '1 4m 133t'. Hence the name 'l33t speak'.

l33t speak was still relatively unknown to the Internet masses at this point. It had almost disappeared from gaming entirely. However, a very popular web comic called Megatokyo brought l33t speak into mainstream with its infamous speak l33t? comic. These days l33t speak is very well known to the hardcore Internet community (especially gamers).

As you've already seen, basic l33t is just replacing vowels with numbers:

A = 4

E = 3

I = 1

O = 0

However l33t is a very flexible 'language' and you can go from this very basic l33t, to ultra 1337 by being creative; a few examples:

O = ()

U = |_|

T = 7

D = |)

W = \/\/

S = $

There is no agreed-upon way to write l33t, so it's up to you whether or not to go with light l33t, medium 1337, hard |_337 or even ultra |_33¯|¯. In this entry, 'l33t' is used except when referring to medium, hard or ultra '1337'.

The -0r clause can be used in place of -ed or -er, for example '1 0wnz0r!' (most commonly seen in ultra 1337 as '1 0\/\/|\|z0r!') rather than '1 0wn3d'. However it can also be used like this, '1 4m l33t h4x0r!' (in ultra 1337, '1 4|\/| |_337 |-|4x0r!') rather than, '1 4m 4 133t h4ck3r!'.

As a general rule, in l33t, rather than use 's' to make something plural, a 'z' is used instead. Also 'f' is normally changed to 'ph'. The short 'u' is often changed to '00', as well.

Punctuation is usually left out with greater consistency as the level of l33t increases. Full stops are left out entirely because, when you are chatting online, where you would normally put a full stop you just hit 'enter' to send the message and keep typing. Exclamation marks are used quite a bit (and usually quite a number at once), mostly because l33t is most commonly used in expressions of pleasure. Commas are generally left out in hard and ultra 1337, and are uncommon in medium 1337.

Recently after the dawn of MMORPGs such as World of Warcraft as a popular form of online gaming, l33t speak has become an epidemic to the point of burnout. Most l33t speak is generally considered a sign of immaturity or is done derisively and tounge in cheek.

immature:

some "l33t" loser "OMGZ0rz WTF n00b u d0n7 5|*34k l33t!!1 u r n0t 4 h4><0rz!!!"

everyone else "jeez, what a loser."

toungue in cheek:

friend 1 "oops i forgot to take off my caps lock"

friend 2 "OMGZ CAPS U 5|_|x n00b!!1one =)"

friend 1 "haha. gosh i must be a noob =p"

[Silver_R34_GT-T]

1. pwned 3500 up, 642 down

A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.

"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

OR

"That team totally pwned us."

warcraft lol

[Nismo_Boy]

l33t 101 up, 113 down

An "l33t" person is an american teenager that gets picked on at school.

They use spare time to "own" people (similar to the way they get "owned") in words on the internet.

This usually takes place on forums (message boards), internet multiplayer games and IM (mostly IRC).

They usually **sound** tough, but you should re-read what they typed, as its usually calling someone a pussy (or something similar) ON A GAME.

Their weakness usually shows when you respond with something todo with the real world, eg: school, money, looks, girlfriend etc. Expect a "shut up" or no reponse (or leaving the online game).

l33t : haha, pwn3d!

reply: not as much as you, sunday today...school tomorrow!

[Nismo_Boy]

SAU has many of these said “pwne” and “l337” user’s

[Mr-Toy33]

40mins later, now off the phone from optus and still got no information that i wanted from them.

useles idiots they are!!!

just want to know if my exchange is enabled for adsl2+

pricks they r!!!!!!!!!

[shanef]

yes, joshisghey

[zaffa]

I'd say we're pretty l33t then josh pwning those noobs the other night

[zaffa]

adsl 2+ roxors my soxors!

[Nismo_Boy]

yes, joshisghey

n00b 408 up, 111 down

The derogatory word used to label someone who is new to a particular game/forum/server/where-e ver. Many people misuse the word, insulting new members by calling them 'n00b's.

The word 'newb' is sometimes confused with this term - 'newb' standing for 'new beginner'. Whereas a n00b means one of two common terms.

[Mr-Toy33]

adsl 2+ roxors my soxors!

i'd get it if they answered my bloody question for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how farkin hard is it

"yes sir, your exchange is enabled for adsl2"

damm indian call centre retards!!!!