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ahy got a tiggy bruh?

godadullabulla?

Translation: Do youhave any loose change so that I may purchase an Alcoholic beverage?

godamoke?

Translation: Could I please trouble you for a cigarette?

afugyadumbprick. aaahhf*kyarsef. f*kngeezyasconnedme!!!

Translation: Wow, for an old man you really know how to beat a man. That really hurt and if I wasn't as thick as two planks and a brick I'd probably cry right now. Here's your things, have a nice day sir.

A few years ago I was working at Ipswich City Square. Crashed my car on the way to work. Towie dropped me off on Brisbane St. Bunch of local scum started giving me crap so I grabbed the biggest one and threw him over the bus shelter seat. The funniest part is that they are all mouth until you front them, then they run like a bunch of sooks.

You probably just scared the shit outta him Noel. He didn't know what to do so he tried to dazzle you with his unique ability to combine swear words and some english to totally bludgen the language to death. You would be left dumbfounded and he would be able to escape.

I bet his uncle cake holed him for not bringing home the smokes though.

And dontcha just hate it when you walk out of the shop to find a nigga going through your car.

I was 5 yards from my car inside a small local butcher shop and when i stepped out the door heres a coon tryin to make off with my sunny's, smokes and loose change. Then the prick had the nerve to threaten me. WTF!, I hit the bastard hard as i could Hard headed prick he was and he dropped the shit and ran. Farkin punk :thumbsup::angry:

:laughing-smiley-014: :laughing-smiley-014:

Thats awesome!

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