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if you spat on me, i would drag you around the back an crush your face where no one would see NO PAPERS, NO NEWS, just hospital

if you cant control your actions then, you have no place i that profession. he could of put the patron in a submission move as self defence

drunk vs sober, you just dont worry about them cause they are DRUNK + people just dont get spat on for nothing he must of said or done something

lol just as i thought you would type...

have you ever gone one on one with a guy, that has been out on the coke an pills all night and had heaps to drink???

then you would no,not to f**k with ufc submission selfdefence is time wasting and dangerous...

you no str8 away who your dealing with and what they have been taking, and yer if you are face to face a good old smack to the mouth will shut them up, and if that doesnt work, swing your leg like a golf club towards there stomach even if there on the ground...i have a job to do, and its not fighting its to greet happy people who want to come in my mates bar and have a good night..

i dont need to take shit from some drunk who cant control there drugs and alcohole, and if coppers were allowed to do the same, i garrentee every hoon would cop a smack in the mouth aswell..

lol just as i thought you would type...

have you ever gone one on one with a guy, that has been out on the coke an pills all night and had heaps to drink???

then you would no,not to f**k with ufc submission selfdefence is time wasting and dangerous...

you no str8 away who your dealing with and what they have been taking, and yer if you are face to face a good old smack to the mouth will shut them up, and if that doesnt work, swing your leg like a golf club towards there stomach even if there on the ground...i have a job to do, and its not fighting its to greet happy people who want to come in my mates bar and have a good night..

i dont need to take shit from some drunk who cant control there drugs and alcohole, and if coppers were allowed to do the same, i garrentee every hoon would cop a smack in the mouth aswell..

i have had many chances to put someone in hospital, but i dont cause they are drunk / drug farked an i am sober. it would be like smacking someone in a wheelchair.... but if bouncers dont like dealing with people like that then, they should go be a TOY COP infront of coles checking shopping bags

i have delt with alot people on alot of stuff..... submission is fast, you cant do anything.. i can make you do what i want, kick you out, move you, calm you down, break your arm, what eva i feel like NOT GIVING YOU A OPTION!!!

i have had many chances to put someone in hospital, but i dont cause they are drunk / drug farked an i am sober. it would be like smacking someone in a wheelchair.... but if bouncers dont like dealing with people like that then, they should go be a TOY COP infront of coles checking shopping bags

i have delt with alot people on alot of stuff..... submission is fast, you cant do anything.. i can make you do what i want, kick you out, move you, calm you down, break your arm, what eva i feel like NOT GIVING YOU A OPTION!!!

What club are you working fella?

very easy for all to criticise the guy when so very few on here have done this for a living. Everybody has that " Button " inside that if pressed the right kind of way will result in uncontrollable rage...And yes I am guilty of what the bouncer did also once.... Why? well I copped a cheap punch in the face from a guy bigger than me when I wasnt looking...Rage took over...Before I knew it I kicked the guy 6 feet across the floor...Do I regret what I did ? Yes I do....But I am only human...I have my limitations..just like that bouncer did

I'm sure it was more like 5 feet :happy:

very easy for all to criticise the guy when so very few on here have done this for a living. Everybody has that " Button " inside that if pressed the right kind of way will result in uncontrollable rage...And yes I am guilty of what the bouncer did also once.... Why? well I copped a cheap punch in the face from a guy bigger than me when I wasnt looking...Rage took over...Before I knew it I kicked the guy 6 feet across the floor...Do I regret what I did ? Yes I do....But I am only human...I have my limitations..just like that bouncer did

professionals keep their "buttons" well hidden. 'uncontrolable rage' is not part of the job description; that's how people get seriously injured and it's what sometimes, gives bouncers a bad rep.

i have had many chances to put someone in hospital, but i dont cause they are drunk / drug farked an i am sober. it would be like smacking someone in a wheelchair.... but if bouncers dont like dealing with people like that then, they should go be a TOY COP infront of coles checking shopping bags

i have delt with alot people on alot of stuff..... submission is fast, you cant do anything.. i can make you do what i want, kick you out, move you, calm you down, break your arm, what eva i feel like NOT GIVING YOU A OPTION!!!

pull the other one ap, like i said i dont go out to work and want to get paid for smacking kunts, im not that type of person to start fights and im not the type to bully..

but i dont give a shit if im working as security or not it dont matter to me, if some1 wants to disrespect me then i will deal with it how i think is best at the time.

yer i understand they are drunk thats why we (security) let them get away with so much and talk the situation out as much as posible, but spit on me, touch punch or kick me, or just invade me personal space wether im working or not, your most likely gonna cop a smack in the mouth from me, some people are different..

professionals keep their "buttons" well hidden. 'uncontrolable rage' is not part of the job description; that's how people get seriously injured and it's what sometimes, gives bouncers a bad rep.

Yeah very easy for you to sit there and type that garbage...Ever had anyone king hit you in the face ? All self control goes out the window

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I thought it was Tojo who was the one-nutter!!.

Hitler has only got one ball,

Göring has two but very small,

Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,

But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

It's called the Colonel Bogey March.

"An alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler's remains made shortly after the war claimed Hitler was monorchic, but most historians dismiss this reference as propaganda. This autopsy was only released around 1970. However, records show that he was wounded in 1916 during the Battle of the Somme, and some sources describe his injury as a wound to the groin. Hitler's World War I company commander has said that a VD exam found that Hitler had only one testicle. Robert G.L. Waite in his book The Psychopathic God: Adolf Hitler (1978) accepts the accuracy of this evidence"

Yeah very easy for you to sit there and type that garbage...Ever had anyone king hit you in the face ? All self control goes out the window

my point is; if a person lacks self control, he shpuldn't put himself in a position [ie.being a bouncer], where he may do serious, unintentional damage to some 'numbnut' who is not worth going to jail over.

also, on the "garbage" theme; yep, I've been king hit, even queen hit [that one hurt the most], but this is not a good place for a "pissing contest" so won't go on!!.

Hitler has only got one ball,

Göring has two but very small,

Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,

But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

It's called the Colonel Bogey March.

"An alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler's remains made shortly after the war claimed Hitler was monorchic, but most historians dismiss this reference as propaganda. This autopsy was only released around 1970. However, records show that he was wounded in 1916 during the Battle of the Somme, and some sources describe his injury as a wound to the groin. Hitler's World War I company commander has said that a VD exam found that Hitler had only one testicle. Robert G.L. Waite in his book The Psychopathic God: Adolf Hitler (1978) accepts the accuracy of this evidence"

thanks for clearing that up; also the info on the contents of Herr Hitler's 'scrote' is a good read. got the Col Boogey March on the brain now!!!.

Judging by Emsta's first post, saying that the drunk guy assaulted innocent bystanders, and tried to drag someone out of a car, to me it's completely justified. Also, whats to say whether or not he made a swing at the bouncer himself? I haven't seen the footage, or heard about any of it, as I've just got back from Sydney.

The media are so full of shit just to make a headline aswell. I've seen it happen recently with someone who is pretty close to me, and some of the stuff they put to print is outrageous.

my point is; if a person lacks self control, he shpuldn't put himself in a position [ie.being a bouncer], where he may do serious, unintentional damage to some 'numbnut' who is not worth going to jail over.

also, on the "garbage" theme; yep, I've been king hit, even queen hit [that one hurt the most], but this is not a good place for a "pissing contest" so won't go on!!.

What the hell is a queen hit??

What the hell is a queen hit??

yes I would like to know that also....? .. I can only assume its a full handed face slap...If thats the case then yes they are more painful than a punch most of the time.. When I worked as a Bartender years ago there was an African bouncer we had who specialised in that one....not pretty..face stings for hours and a huge red handprint on a persons face...

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