Oh the relief!!!!

[Wardest]

No, this isn't a thread about breaking the drought and getting some action.

Its about how I went for a cruise last night and didn't see one cop until........ "duh duh duh"

I was approaching the cnr of Commercial Rd and Chapel St. I'd just realised that I'd seen no cops at all when one pulled out of Izett st directly behind me.

We stopped side by side at Chapel St and he moved forward to checkout my front bar.

Now, my ride is prolly shy of legal height by about 5mm and with the 400R kit it looks even lower. I acted as cool as I could and pretended to be oblivious to the cop looking.

When the lights turned green we both moved off with me trying not to run boost at all so he wouldn't hear my BOV. Needless to say I moved so slowly I had tolook suspicious.

However he couldn't have given a toss and turned into Chapel.

I stopped sweating and booted it all the way to 60km/h haha to get the phuc outta there.

I must have built up a reserve of good karma with all my legal driving so the cops leave me alone.

It was a good night.

[predator]

he saw you were not a p-plater and left you alone they do that

[32_ENVY]

My god you start a hell of a lot of threads man, keep up the good work

[Wardest]

Originally posted by 32_ENVY

My god you start a hell of a lot of threads man, keep up the good work

I know dude, but I thought someone had to liven this place up a bit.

The therapy thread and the genital piercing one were just the tip of the iceberg. Stay tuned for "Wardest's Wasteland", Wardest's Warzone" and "Wardest Wants Action".

They are gonna be all class threads and a total tear up.

To quote Beteljuice,

"Let turn up the juice and see what shakes loose"

[DJ_L3ThAL]

envy, im a bigger whore than you now !!!

[DJ_L3ThAL]

oh and wardest, lucky ay, everytime a cop has ever followed me they have pulled me over

maybe i need some karma juice

[32_ENVY]

ey n00b, oh sorry, n00f:p

whats the deal man, i know you whore your body out, i bought you last week man, let me tell you prospective clients, dun go there

hahah

[DJ_L3ThAL]

lol, when i hit 2000 you will be jealkous

[pushead]

How about whorer of the month goes to.....

WARDEST!

[predator]

oh and wardest, lucky ay, everytime a cop has ever followed me they have pulled me over

he saw you were not a p-plater and left you alone  they do that

cops have fully looked in my car, see all sorts of flashy doovas, shrugged and move on.. they don't care about older ppl driving skylines coz when you turn 25 you never drive fast or anything

p.s. shutdup amateur whores !

[32_ENVY]

o no, ill be jealkous will i

hahahaha,n00b

[Wardest]

Originally posted by pushead

How about whorer of the month goes to.....

WARDEST!

I'm no whore, I just start the threads that get the whole club whoring.

C'mon, tell me you don't like it and I'll stop.

Where would any of you be without my "in your face thread" stylz?

I'll tell you where, back in the Wasteland, posting drivel and getting bored.

[32_ENVY]

but where posting drivel here. BTW, i like cheese

[DJ_L3ThAL]

i want a dremel... but can't afford $200

[Wardest]

Originally posted by 32_ENVY

but where posting drivel here. BTW, i like cheese

But its not drivel when the thread is started by me.

Its carefully structured, entertaining, stimulating banter.

Why do you think you're all having such a good time? Its coz I'm pulling the strings.

[32_ENVY]

You the man....man

whats the get go for today guys, anyone got any plans, i might get my tattoo finished

fkn hurts

[Leewah]

Originally posted by Wardest

Now, my ride is prolly shy of legal height by about 5mm and with the 400R kit it looks even lower.  

Ward, the ride height is measured from the lowest point of the car to the road so it doens't matter that the bottom of your car is 5mm short of 100mm, they will measure it from the lowest point which would be your front bar and I know you can't fit a Coke can under that...

[32_ENVY]

I cant beleive someone is actually posting serious shit in here

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[DJ_L3ThAL]

yer that pisse dme off whe i found that out, coz my muffler is about 5cm short of 10cm

[pushead]

truee, vic styles was getting kinda dead until Mr Wardest shows up