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Morning! I love it when my boss is in late, and tells me in advance...all i have to do is beat him in by 15 minutes and it looks like ive been here all morning!

Just man up and find her, you sl*t.

I'm lazy. Add to that the fact that I wasn't interested in her last night, and still don't give a flying rats ass today and that's puts you somewhere around 'do it yourself, kent' in the grand scheme of things.

:)

Morning! I love it when my boss is in late, and tells me in advance...all i have to do is beat him in by 15 minutes and it looks like ive been here all morning!

A cunning plan. I like it.

Morning! I love it when my boss is in late, and tells me in advance...all i have to do is beat him in by 15 minutes and it looks like ive been here all morning!

Haha, I get that every day. I'm in before everyone else in this area, so no one knows what time I actually got here.

I'm lazy. Add to that the fact that I wasn't interested in her last night, and still don't give a flying rats ass today and that's puts you somewhere around 'do it yourself, kent' in the grand scheme of things.

:)

:(

Morning! I love it when my boss is in late, and tells me in advance...all i have to do is beat him in by 15 minutes and it looks like ive been here all morning!

Morning, sir!

Similar to what I used to do. As long as I had coffee going when the boss arrived that meant I'd been there for ages... seeing as how I'm a coffee addict... It was something I never forgot even if I only beat them by 8 mins or so :)

:(

oh don't give me that!

it's always "john, find this bitch for me. john, cup more firmly. john, where the eff is my afm?"

Since when do I look like the Kunta Kinte up in this motherfucker? I'm not your whipping boy, bitch :)

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I would try and beat my boss into work but he gets in at 5:45am. So f**k that for a bad joke.

a bad joke would probably be more like telling the one about how a jew, a black man, and colonel sanders walk into a bar... at a temple in harlem.

a bad joke would probably be more like telling the one about how a jew, a black man, and colonel sanders walk into a bar... at a temple in harlem.

:)

Morning! I love it when my boss is in late, and tells me in advance...all i have to do is beat him in by 15 minutes and it looks like ive been here all morning!

Haha thats epic winage

I would try and beat my boss into work but he gets in at 5:45am. So f**k that for a bad joke.

You can do it Colin!

oh don't give me that!

it's always "john, find this b1tch for me. john, cup more firmly. john, where the eff is my afm?"

Since when do I look like the Kunta Kinte up in this motherfucker? I'm not your whipping boy, b1tch :)

Yes you are, you just don't realise it yet :(

And wheres the gratitude for lending you the afm in the first place huh?

oh don't give me that!

it's always "john, find this bitch for me. john, cup more firmly. john, where the eff is my afm?"

Since when do I look like the Kunta Kinte up in this motherf**ker? I'm not your whipping boy, bitch :)

BAHAHA *claps*

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