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no one here streams porn lol? loads quicker haha

nope, we just have sex with real girls instead of our hands*. You should try it sometime :D:bunny:

*except Jason. He meets fat old men on the intertrons instead

Don't call me Marty :devil:

Fine then, i'll call him Tim.

Hey Tim

:D

nope, we just have sex with real girls instead of our hands*. You should try it sometime :bunny::bunny:

*except Jason. He meets fat old men on the intertrons instead

Leave jack out of this

He's hot and your jealous :P

Side note :

Job application I just sent

Afternoon Dean,

Thank you for you rejection letter dated the 19th of Jan 2010. It is unfortunate but at this time due to high volumes of corespondance, I am unable to accept this. This rejection letter although is of a high quality and standard and will be kept on file for the next six weeks incase there is a change in my cirumstance.

Looking forward to starting work with you.

Sincerley,

Jason

P.S. You interviewed the guy three times ?

From: dean@secretdonttell.com

To: skins@secret.com

Subject: Workshop Technician Job

Date: Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:58:55 +1000

Hello Jason,

Thank you for submitting an application for the 'Workshop Technician' position which I advertised in SEEK.COM.AU. I have been impressed with the volume and quality of applicants who have recognised this opportunity. However; it is my responsibility to screen all candidates and present a shortlist for the owners to consider. The very least I can do for you is keep you up to date with your application. Late yesterday afternoon we interviewed an applicant for the third time and were confident in making an offer of employment. The offer was gratefully accepted and thus the advertised position is no longer available.

Once again I thank you for your application and hope you will allow me the opportunity in the future to place you into employment. If you see a position I am advertising I welcome you to send an application.

Dean

www.cantsay.com

dean@shhh.com

PO box somethimg

Mt Gravatt Plaza

QLD 4122, Australia

This e-mail is for the use of the intended recipient(s) only. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender immediately and then delete it. If you are not the intended recipient, you must not use, disclose or distribute this e-mail without the author's prior permission. We have taken precautions to minimise the risk of transmitting software viruses, but we advise you to carry out your own virus checks on any attachment to this message. We cannot accept liability for any loss or damage caused by software viruses.

I'll let you know if I get anything back :D

nope, we just have sex with real girls instead of our hands*. You should try it sometime :D:bunny:

cant do until im married, muslim bro lolz,

porn is all us moslems have before we get married :devil:

cant do until im married, muslim bro lolz,

porn is all us moslems have before we get married :D

Hahaha, pretty sure the koran says you can't drink alcohol either.... May as well break another rule...lol

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