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[Isola]

Sup mangs. Accidentally printed a defect report 65k pages long. oops. Cancelled it by the time it printed about 300 pages though. Small win?

Sixty five thousand pages?! Are you for seriousness?

[mosquitocoils]

i am bender please insert gurder

This thread needs more bender

WE LOVE YOU BENDER!!

Shut up baby, I know it.

Sup mangs. Accidentally printed a defect report 65k pages long. oops. Cancelled it by the time it printed about 300 pages though. Small win?

Small win, yes. Also a big loss. It's the glass half empty/half full thing,

[Isola]

I'm arguing with someone about the Geneva Convention. These are the things that I fill my day with. Exciting, no?

[Smity42]

Martin: free online Zombie book for you to read if work is quiet enough.

Sexcellent, I was running out of stuff to keep me busy this week

Sup mangs. Accidentally printed a defect report 65k pages long. oops. Cancelled it by the time it printed about 300 pages though. Small win?

Small win yes.

Sixty five thousand pages?! Are you for seriousness?

Thats a lot of defects! Remind me never to go in a building colin has built.

[Smity42]

I'm arguing with someone about the Geneva Convention. These are the things that I fill my day with. Exciting, no?

Which one?

Sexcellent, I was running out of stuff to keep me busy this week

Damn it, needs to be more black and white spec so it looks like work

[Isola]

Which one?

Someone on my Zombie page

Damn it, needs to be more black and white spec so it looks like work

copy pasta you lazy cunt. If it's in Word, it's work related

[Smity42]

Someone on my Zombie page

Which convention I meant

copy pasta you lazy cunt. If it's in Word, it's work related

Visual Studio more like it... yeah, but you hit the nail on the head: lazy. I can't even get the whole book as one page, to copy pasta, have to do it a chapter at a time.

[Smity42]

P.S. Zombies never signed any of the Geneva Conventions

[Isola]

Which convention I meant

Oh, sorry. All of them really.

Visual Studio more like it... yeah, but you hit the nail on the head: lazy. I can't even get the whole book as one page, to copy pasta, have to do it a chapter at a time.

Bloody winging bastard. You've been hanging around the pommies too much

[Isola]

P.S. Zombies never signed any of the Geneva Conventions

It's not that so much. It's more that he's saying flame throwers are illegal according the Geneva Convention.

[Smity42]

I say zombies forfeit all rights under the Geneva Conventions for trying to eat my brains

[Smity42]

Bloody winging bastard. You've been hanging around the pommies too much

You're unemployed, copy the entire book into word for me

[Beelzebub89]

Sixty five thousand pages?! Are you for seriousness?

Yeah. The report I printed was a breakdown of all the defects we have in the IDMS system. So it goes Level > Unit No > Room > Item > Sub Item > Defect. For 1 unit there are 115 pages of possible defects. I printed the report for the entire job. 91 levels, 7 units per level, 115 pages per unit...yeah oops.

Sexcellent, I was running out of stuff to keep me busy this week

Small win yes.

Thats a lot of defects! Remind me never to go in a building colin has built.

We don't have that many defects. Thats just what we have in the defecting programme.

It's not that so much. It's more that he's saying flame throwers are illegal according the Geneva Convention.

In what post apocalyptic world are we obeying geneva conventions? I vote that douchebag gets killed first.

[Isola]

You're unemployed, copy the entire book into word for me

I'm watching 24.

[Isola]

I'm watching 24.

And I don't have Word.

[Isola]

In what post apocalyptic world are we obeying geneva conventions? I vote that douchebag gets killed first.

None. He wasn't saying we would be. He was saying it was in place now, and we could look forward to it not mattering.

I second your vote though. He needs to die in a flamethrower fire so we can enjoy our toasted marshmallows with a side of irony.

[Col-GTSX]

f**k spelling

that is all

[Smity42]

I'm watching 24.

Lame excuse

And I don't have Word.

Notepad will do

None. He wasn't saying we would be. He was saying it was in place now, and we could look forward to it not mattering.

I second your vote though. He needs to die in a flamethrower fire so we can enjoy our toasted marshmallows with a side of irony.

+1

f**k

That's what she said

[astrotristan]

col, i love it hahahhaa

[Isola]

Notepad will do

e-mail address to send it to? Your hotmail one or a work one?