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Also Josh did you know we are both in the top 40 posters on this site...so much wasted youth whoring :( lol

I had an unmarked car following me... for AGES. I didn't know if he was waiting for me to stuff up or what, so I just made sure to be extra careful, no zingenator carry on and all that sort of business.

Anyway, I hit Grandard Rd, and at the same time I'm going through the speed van spot, so does a BMW who is absolutely fanging it. Must have been doing at least 90 in a 60 zone... and I'm thinking "oh come on! quit following me and go get him"... but then I thought, maybe because the speed camera flashed there's nothing more he can do about it now.

Well, out of the side street comes ANOTHER cop car, and pulls ME over. The D car pulls up too, I'm assuming to join in on the defect fun. The uniform cop comes up to my window and asks for my licence and is it my car and all that, and I handed it over, yes sir, no sir, etc. THEN the uni tells me "we just clocked you doing 87 through a 60 zone.

"BULLSHIT! That was the Beemer!"

"Yeah, yeah, like we never hear that it was someone else from you import hoons"

"Huh?! Are you blind? I mean shit, that BMW was flying, but it wasn't going faster than the speed of light! AND IT WAS BLACK!! MY CAR IS NOT BLACK! How can you not tell the difference between a black car and a red car and see which is going faster?!"

The plain clothes boy gets out of his car at this stage obviously wondering what all the screaming and fuck yous are about. And asks the Uni what's going on.

"We just clocked this guy doing 87 in a 60 zone, and he's trying to blame it on someone else"

"Oh? Really? Who's he trying to blame it on? The guy in the BMW that I was about to pull up who was doing 87? Or someone else?

"What?"

"The BMW was the one speeding, this guy was doing the speed limit. I've been following him since Mt Ommaney and he hasn't set a foot wrong."

"..but... the radar... and..."

"The van over there even flashed when the BMW went past and overtook the two of us... how did you miss it?"

At this point the plain clothes takes my licence from the other bloke, hands it to me, and says "Off ya go mate. I'll sort this one out."

I'm just like :P:huh::O and GTF outta there!

I wonder if uni boy is gonna wind up back in basic training?

Edited by Isola

awesome story. at least the plainclothes wasn't a f**ktard

edit: you should have taken the uniform's badge number and made a complaint. general incompetance and assuming you're a hoon for driving an import. much lols could have ensued.

Edited by Smity42
also <3 much of the boxness

I'd love to JUST ONCE have a normal police encounter!

I'd love to just once have a police encounter like that one. :P

farken funny. luckily you were being tailed by the undercover, or most likely you would have either been fined for speeding, or failing that, he may have defected you for something because he was unable to make the speeding stick

I'd love to just once have a police encounter like that one. :P

All of mine are like that. It's frigging ridiculous. I don't get pulled over often... but when I do it's always something epic like that.

luckily you were being tailed by the undercover, or most likely you would have either been fined for speeding, or failing that, he may have defected you for something because he was unable to make the speeding stick

I know! It took a long time for my sphincter to get back to it's regular tension :P

All of mine are like that. It's frigging ridiculous. I don't get pulled over often... but when I do it's always something epic like that.

thats because you're one of them import hoons with hektik fitment bro.

I don't get pulled over often...

I've not been pulled over since that f*ckwit who got me for 'faulty' high beams.

You must have been pulled over on average once a week since then :P

I've not been pulled over since that f*ckwit who got me for 'faulty' high beams.

You must have been pulled over on average once a week since then :P

haha not quite.

One was my pulled over 3 times from stafford to eagle farm adventure - so that in itself is an epic encounter.

The other was because I turned off when you went straight ahead, and according to Mr Plod I didn't indicate. That was would have been normal if they didn't hunt me down and try to trap me in a housing estate. I swear he thought I was trying to do a Gone In Sixty Seconds.

I'm pretty sure they're the only two times I've been pulled over since your high beam thing. Apart from RBTs, but they don't count.

google JB :O

Jonahs Brothers??? o_0

yep beyond saving..

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roflcopter :P

<3 the box

QFT

I wonder if uni boy is gonna wind up back in basic training?

+1 story delivered

Thristian Please play cricket tomorrow night? :huh:

Pwetty pwetty pwease wif a cherry on top?

soz broooo <3

Back off Mcfly he's already booked :O

:P

col u got wednesday off?

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