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It's time for you to put the keyboard down and come round and apologise mate.

Yes Sir! Right away Sir!....oh, wait. I havnt got a license.

MWAHAHAHAHA

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It was pitiful watching his poor old frail grandmother carrying him to the ambulance Dan.

I almost couldnt eat my big mac as I sat there watching.

It saddens me to think there are people in this world who would call him names like "dipshit" etc. :down:

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It was pitiful watching his poor old frail grandmother carrying him to the ambulance Dan.

I almost couldnt eat my big mac as I sat there watching.

It saddens me to think there are people in this world who would call him names like "dipshit" etc. :down:

Tragedy Noel, absolute tragedy

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Productive day was productive. Couple of laps of Mt. Cootha and surrounding tourist drives = good fun. Car is also now clean inside and out and has been freshly clayed and waxed :)

thread brings the lols

apart from people giving me shit about one of my many disabilities

I am also unable to see the colour teal...

Firstly, there is nothing dystrophic about weighing 120kg.

Secondly, calling you a dipshit is not giving you shit about any disabilities you may or may not have. There is plenty of reserved recourse for that but

Thirdly, that would be crossing the line, even I have standards. I hope your wife and two kids are doing well.

Fourthly, you're still a cockhead for posting in the exhaust thread. All I was trying to do was help Adam sell his exhaust because it's at my place and he didn't have time to come round and take pics and make a thread while his uni exams were on, and generally SAU doesn't allow users selling stuff on behalf of other people which is why I lied about buying his car, which then started this whole saga with teabag teelow.

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Firstly, there is nothing dystrophic about weighing 120kg.

Secondly, calling you a dipshit is not giving you shit about any disabilities you may or may not have. There is plenty of reserved recourse for that but

Thirdly, that would be crossing the line, even I have standards. I hope your wife and two kids are doing well.

Fourthly, you're still a cockhead for posting in the exhaust thread. All I was trying to do was help Adam sell his exhaust because it's at my place and he didn't have time to come round and take pics and make a thread while his uni exams were on, and generally SAU doesn't allow users selling stuff on behalf of other people which is why I lied about buying his car, which then started this whole saga with teabag teelow.

It never ends, kicking the man while he's down! Miso, block your ears mate.

omfg teabag teelow, I am going to make that one stick. Next time he's down at the workshop.

'Would you like a coffee Noel? or perhaps a cup of tea?'

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Fourthly, you're still a cockhead for posting in the exhaust thread. All I was trying to do was help Adam sell his exhaust because it's at my place and he didn't have time to come round and take pics and make a thread while his uni exams were on, and generally SAU doesn't allow users selling stuff on behalf of other people which is why I lied about buying his car, which then started this whole saga with teabag teelow.

You are the one lying about owning a gtr and I am the cockhead?

Oh the lolz. You bring them.

It never ends, kicking the man while he's down! Miso, block your ears mate.

I am going to have to. My ears are like delicate flowers, and all this language is going to make them wilt.

Anyways, screaming kids beckon. It's bath time. Farken yay.

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You are the one lying about owning a gtr and I am the cockhead?

Oh the lolz. You bring them.

Hes a farken classic isnt he. Got his arse booted off one forum and now doing his best to make it 2.

I hope they dont ban the lyin pos shit tho. Havnt had a chew toy like this for ages.

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Hes a farken classic isnt he. Got his arse booted off one forum and now doing his best to make it 2.

I hope they dont ban the lyin pos shit tho. Havnt had a chew toy like this for ages.

lol do you even know why I was banned from SECRET drift?

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