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By funkymonkey,
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Are you allowed to drive a turb on p plates. ?

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They do indeed mate. doesnt matter where you live these days, if its a line its a target. Mine are kept under lock and key.

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Yes Yes! It truly is....If you like long delays and the worst farken traffic in the state.

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Ro and I were having a bit of fun coming down mt lindesay hwy saw the cops ahead of us. Slowed down as we drove past someone in a Toyata Yaris or something similar hit the guard rail. Car was a f**king mess.

So after we get out of range of the cops we have a bit more fun. Slow down coming through the road works at Parkridge doing about 80km/h in the 60 zone and theres a car coming in the opposite direction. Start thinking about slowing down. Car goes past us and all I saw was the POLICE written on the side. FARK!!! Slow right down to 55km/h lol and look in the rear view mirror. Cops are doing a u turn. So they catch up to me while I'm doing 60km/h and after about 2 mins following me the lights go on. So I pull over thinking I'm f**ked in the ass. They take forever giving me an RBT n checking the plates n my licence and all that good stuff. Cop started asking me questions then convo went like

Cop: So where are you coming back from?

Me: eeerrr...Milton?

Cop: Milton! What were you doing there?

Me: Getting ice cream?

Cop: Ice cream?

Me: Yep ice cream.

Cop: You went all the way to Milton for ice cream?

Me: Its good ice cream.

Cop: What else have you been doing?

Me: Car wash...

Cop: Were you with that other guy?(Ro)

Me: Yep.

Cop: Okay you can go.

Me: Sweet.

And that was why the drive home was interesting.

hehe interesting convo....I was like mutha fark.!! cop shit carnt...!!! fkn...goneskies.

Two dolla officer!! That is all!! Only two dolla.

HOONZ!

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Nismo_Boy Grand Master

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So I did the right thing and moved over for an Ambo in peak hour traffic.. And guess what, GUTTER RASH.

Guess who is sending a fat, yes rather large quote to the ambos :D

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lol are you serious?

They pay me or I sue them

Dad got $10k from main roads for new front struts on the Porsche as they failed in there duty of care to look after the road, which created the damage.

Got like $2k to repaint the front bumper on the Porsche from the fire department as well, as he had to pull over onto the side of the road, which was dirt, which lead to stone chips.

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send the bill to the family who probably lost a loved one while that ambulance tried to get there. give me a break, cmon josh your better then that.

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i like it. can I sue brisbane city council for my gutter rash? incorrectly maintained curb caused it. I'm sure I could sue them but legal costs > cost of wheel repair. Wasted effort.

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how about the camber wear on my rear left tyre

can i sue the city for not making all the roads with a slight incline on the left so my tyre would sit just right...

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how about the camber wear on my rear left tyre

can i sue the city for not making all the roads with a slight incline on the left so my tyre would sit just right...

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hear hear!

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send the bill to the family who probably lost a loved one while that ambulance tried to get there. give me a break, cmon josh your better then that.

+1. Seriously dude, they didnt MAKE you hit the gutter.

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+1. Seriously dude, they didnt MAKE you hit the gutter.

Wynum rd, peak hour. Two, thick lanes out-bound.

Yes they did, you cannot pull off anywhere.

They are getting the bill to repair the rim.

I moved as its the right thing to do. They have insurance for this very reason. I will be claiming the damage.

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