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had some great fun on the freeway tonight... a f&f (fast n furious) stickered silvia was trying to chop me.. but got chopped.. then when we pulled up at the lights - they said "GTR right?" and I said "Nope - just a lil old GTST"...

Lots of disappointed and suprised looks from the silvia occupants... hehehe

:chop:

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Originally posted by Nizmo

mmm apparently i have viking in me - looong way back tho - might explain the fiesty nature - i guess viking and ned kelly arent exactly the best mix :( oh well can choose your friends cant choose your family.

im 6'1. ;) Not that hard to get a guy taller than me - seem to not have much of a problem - i seem to attract a lot of footballers!!!!

If you have eyebrows that are thin (ie: you can see through them --- opposite of greek eyebrow thickness) then you have strong viking blood.

do you know how many times a day i get asked if i play basketball? I would be a multi-billionaire if i had a dollar for everytime i got asked that! Most pathetic i sthe people that stroll up to you and think they are the first ones to ever ask you that and that they are funny. I shouldnt be harsh but the amount of times i get asked that it pisses me off - i dont even like the sport!!

Originally posted by Nizmo

do you know how many times a day i get asked if i play basketball? I would be a multi-billionaire if i had a dollar for everytime i got asked that! Most pathetic i sthe people that stroll up to you and think they are the first ones to ever ask you that and that they are funny. I shouldnt be harsh but the amount of times i get asked that it pisses me off - i dont even like the sport!!

uummm sorry Niz I forgot to ask you 1st time we met!

Do you play basketball? :shake:

cheers

Joe

didnt say only guys that are taller - been both sides of the fence - i like bear hugs ;) its hard to get those with a shorty a guess. U aint that short cam haha besides dont you have a missus :(

Originally posted by Nizmo

do you know how many times a day i get asked if i play basketball? I would be a multi-billionaire if i had a dollar for everytime i got asked that! Most pathetic i sthe people that stroll up to you and think they are the first ones to ever ask you that and that they are funny. I shouldnt be harsh but the amount of times i get asked that it pisses me off - i dont even like the sport!!

*note to self nizmo and sport especially basketball don't mix*

hehe

Joe,

I wish it was a comb over.

NiZmo,

I would never ask the basketballer thing, instead I say "WOW are you an underwater income tax accountant? Do you really have gills? Do you really write balance sheets with special underwater carrots?" you know that kind of thing....

Originally posted by Pva_Glue

uummm sorry Niz I forgot to ask you 1st time we met!

Do you play basketball? :shake:  

cheers

Joe

Joe thats a better nic than your car pic , but only just.

Ten Commandments, wtf?.

I have a couple

1 Don't speed

2 If you do don't get caught.

Cheers

Ken

no me and sport do not mix - unless its motorsport :( I dont mind spectating on the odd game of footy or soccor but thats it - dont even mention cricket blahhh! rather watch paint dry or grass grow!

Originally posted by Pva_Glue

add these to your note Troy!

*don't piss off Niz, she will ripp into you*

*dont menstion about plastic burning smell in the car*

*Dont ride wiht her when she is in bad mood*

:(

You learn fast young grasshopper. I dont get pissed if you mention the smell coming from my car - it makes my car different, adds character - bit like pauls gay wing makes his car different.

Originally posted by Nizmo

no me and sport do not mix - unless its motorsport ;) I dont mind spectating on the odd game of footy or soccor but thats it - dont even mention cricket blahhh! rather watch paint dry or grass grow!

Well then jump in the car with Macka and pwpt60secf and come down to watch the Forest Rally.

I'm sure you will all bond well on the trip down.:(

Bwahaha

Cheers

Ken

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