Whoretown WA

[Nizmo]

hmmm kinky phone sex boys

[Nizmo]

how many godamn pages have i owned this morning

ahhh the Queen i am

[Nizmo]

A camel and an elephant meet. The elephant asked the

camel, "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"

The camel, clearly irritated, replies, "What a silly

question from someone who has his dick on his face."

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Yay, I talked to Cam, my day is complete:D

[Nizmo]

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Haha, silly joke, but made me giggle:D

[Nizmo]

your an easy man to please haha

[caminperth]

i'm glad my voice could make you feel good paul...

actually on second thought it's kinda scary..

new tyres means lots of burnouts on the old ones this week..

[Nizmo]

hehe sound like me - a giggler

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Originally posted by Nizmo

your an easy man to please haha

Yes I am;)

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Cam, Keep the old ones for MC days etc:D

[Nizmo]

TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually

mean)

10. I think of you as a brother.. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.. (I don't want to do my dad)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend .. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's)..

5. I don't date men where I work.. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate.. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it

really means)

1. Let's be friends.. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)

[zanda]

a simple man with simple needs.

what do y'all thing of my new avatar?

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Haha, haven't heard any of those rejection lines, but plenty others:D

Cam, So what's the deal with your chick, just old friends?

[Nizmo]

Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks

10. Her term of affection for you is "You Bastard."

9. She shaves your eyebrows off while you are asleep.

8. She rushes to answer the phone each time it rings, and puts

it down with a hushed, "I can't talk now... I'll call you later."

7. Your picture on her wall has darts in it.

6. She reads books like "Women are From Venus, Men Are Complete

Assholes."

5. She falls asleep during sex. The oral kind. While she's

giving it.

4. When you call her, she answers your voice with, "Oh. It's

only you."

3. She cancels your date because she has to clean out the

septic tank.

2. She makes inquiries about going on the Witness Protection

Program.

And the Number One Sign Your Relationship Is On The Rocks...

1. Her cat pees on you. And receives a reward.

I REALLY MUST RE-TRAIN ZENAH (my cat) !!

[caminperth]

zanda - like it..

paul - long story.. ex from a while back who's in perth for a short while..

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Alex, It's gay, is it your clock?

[Nizmo]

Alex - its very pokemon means their lucky gold cat

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Cam, I thought as much:D

Niz, Your nasty:p

[zanda]

phuck off radioactive man!

hehe.

it's doraemon, the robot cat. this particular doraemon bares a striking resemblance to flava-flav of PE.