Whoretown WA

[Nizmo]

yes Matt im going to make an effort to be there - going out sat night but they forgot to pay me this week so its not like i got enough money to have a hangover the next morning anyway ..... so short ansewer: At this stage yes i am

HEY! I jus tread the funniest thing!! This chick exactly the same height is me (188cm) is marry mini-me off austin powers - theres a photo of them together!! haha it would be like marrying a baby!! yuk

[zanda]

punkin soup ....... gooooood!

yay for soup in a can!

rossco, why do you let her stay at your place?? is it work digs or something??

[richie180]

Originally posted by Nizmo

yes Matt im going to make an effort to be there - going out sat night but they forgot to pay me this week so its not like i got enough money to have a hangover the next morning anyway ..... so short ansewer: At this stage yes i am

HEY! I jus tread the funniest thing!! This chick exactly the same height is me (188cm) is marry mini-me off austin powers - theres a photo of them together!! haha it would be like marrying a baby!! yuk

they were engaged but i think that they broke up!

i didnt think that you were that much taller than me, i am 183 cm...

[Nizmo]

hey Alex thats exactly what i had!! and a buttered roll its funny cos once theres no roll left to dip into the soup thats it ... i chuck the rest out haha

[zanda]

theres a DnB MC in perth at the moment - on exchange or some shite - and he's about 4 foot tall. He's not a dwarf, just a tiny bastard. He looks like a friggin oompaloompa.

and his emceeing is shit!

[Nizmo]

yeah they measured me at gym - 188cm

hmmm didnt think the magazine was that old - it was from when just after Reggie won BB!

But that would be um gross .... i mean i know shes a yoga instructor so she must be flexible but ewww i mean ewww its almost paedohpilia.

[richie180]

hey alex anything going on this weekend?? i am looking to hear some good tunes..

[zanda]

ive got a loaf of bread for lunches - coz I cant afford to eat takeout any more.

Its awse bread - wholemeal birdseed bread called Noble Rise tasty crust Mixed seed.

it's up the heezee and I never run out of bread to dunk.

plus it probably keeps me regular of some shit!

[richie180]

hahaha i heard that they broke up on the radio when i was on the way into work pretty lately... he would have been a pretty happy little fella...

maybe he could get into places others couldnt...

[Nizmo]

yeah thats what i was going to say would be like making love to a munchkin ..... well basically i guess you would be.

Its liek the episode of Jerry SPringer

"Who wants to marry a dwarf"

All these full grown chicks that never met this dwarf guy before were fighting over him to marry him...... some people get their jollies out of the most disturbing things.

[richie180]

not that they arent paid or anything to do that on Springer

[rb25]

wow niz - i am 187cm

[Nizmo]

but all of him would be mini cos it doesnt look like hes got a third leg and he wouldnt even come up to her ummm navel he would have to stand on a couple of yellow pages to get even close i think.

[richie180]

YAY...

i got tomorrow off work as well!!!!

hahahahaha

[Nizmo]

yeah some oif the shows are a set up but how do you explain about two years ago two Jerry Springer contestants - one murdered the other eh?

[richie180]

well she wouldnt even have to lay down for him to be a cunning linguist...

[zanda]

richie - check out www.teknoscape.com.au

coming soon -

23rd august Dr S Gachet playing to Madhatters

6th september - Klute and intalex

ray keith coming soon too I think.....

[rb25]

lmao niz

[Nizmo]

well he would want to have some kinda talent cos he would probably be the size of a prawn .... maybe it was him and her in my parents back block withthe huge dildo haha .

[richie180]

Originally posted by Nizmo

yeah some oif the shows are a set up but how do you explain about two years ago two Jerry Springer contestants - one murdered the other eh?

you noticed that they are alot tamer now though?? hmm??? haha

so nothing this weekend huh alex??? damn... ah well best to save some money i guess..

and they say that size doesnt matter to most women huh? ha