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joke for today -

A little old lady had always wanted to join a biker club. One day

she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with

tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your

club."

The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker

requirements in order to join. The biker asks; "Do you have a

motorcycle?

The little old lady replies "Yep...my bike's parked over there", and

points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker

asks, "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink any

Man in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4

packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in

the evening, while I'm shooting pool." The biker is very impressed and

asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been

swung around by the t**s a few times

Aidwin - I hope u dont think im as shallow to just perceive a person by what they drive :) hehe usually i think they've got taste and we've got something in common - but until i talk to the person thats usually as far as my mind gets :)

hmmm i realise ive just been hyprocritical by saying i dont perceive a person by what they drive - but before i bagged out mercs n porsches haha - oh well im a chick allowed to have double standards :)

Originally posted by GTS-t VSPEC

Joe,

Girls who like BMW's and Merc's are obviously interested in money, not the cars:p

See'ya:burnout:

true... only met one girl who likes Jap cars...

my x, who had MK4 supra... until she decided warpped around the light post...:)

Glad she was ok .... damm RWD TT cars dont get along in rain.

heya paul - yea, had quite a bit of fun.. would've liked a dry nite - but the wet made things interesting.. the wind also provided some wiked ornaments for my radiator!

shotu - will have u ride with me next time if u like.. just let me know what tunes u want loud.. :)

heya niz..

Originally posted by Nizmo

wicked ornaments eh? hmmm wonder what i got stuck in my mesh - always have heaps of bugs to pick out of it on the rare occasion i clean my car.

i guess u didn't see the spear sticking out of my radiator last nite when we pulled up to scabs did u? still can't believe that didn't leave a big gaping hole in the radiator!

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