yer, i love my last encounter with the police
"you have no front numberplate"
"Yes i do sir, its a slimline mounted on the drivers side down low, is this ok?"
"yes."
"oh k great, cause i wasnt sure if it was legal or not"
"you fishtailed outta pacific fair"
"no sir, i did not feel my car break traction"
"it looked to me like you were fishtailing"
"i changed lanes rapidly to avoid a truck that seemed to be doing over the speed limit"
"ok, licence please"
and i got a activity report card filled out, i think they thought i was a criminal