I have come up with marketing plan for lycra man, 1st phase is the jingle (sung to spiderman song):
Lycra man, lycra man,
he fights crime as fast as he can,
he can leap potholes in a single bound,
and his feet hardly touch the ground,
when he flashes into his 'line,
Oh lycra man you are so damn fine,
The way he fights crime is really slick,
In purple and yellow he is fully sick,
The bulge in his pants is no mistake,
it's his huge front mount, not a big fat snake.
2nd phase is the novelty range , including a lycra man action doll for the kids, and for some 'certain' types of shops, that are found in fishwick, a turbo charged, inflatable doll that comes with a huge front mount!!!!!
Ok, any budding poets out there???? Competition is now open....
cheers for the pic ewan, v. slick.