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While Carlos Ghosan may have left Renault to take up head of Nissan. Nissan and Renault have merged together in a 4 year alliance. Renault owns 44.4% of Nissan Nissan owns 15% of Renault so during this 4 year alliance you wont see any developement of a 'V'35 GT-R (There is no 'R' is the model code anymore) until this alliance is over. The only car being targeted as the 'Sports' model is the 350Z, the Skyline, is unfortunatley being targeted as a family saloon slightly smaller than the maxima.

Doesn't Terry own a Black one.? GT-R34 V Spec III NUR I think it is, it was at the AGM. I think there might be a yard on Parramatta Rd that might be selling a silver one. I drove past it today, cant remember the name of the yard though.

This was is really bad, it was told to me over the weekend. --------------- Q: What do you do after you've just raped a deaf woman A: Break her fingers so she cant tell her mum.

whoops, I'm out. Forgot I got college that night. Have to learn more Japanese.

Na sorry dude, that wasn't me, I was up north at Kew drinking heaps and doing some of this. :throwup: hehehe.

I'll have to check my calander, but I'm keen to go. I put down as a temporary yes to accomodation depending on price. cheers.!!

I"m going to be there myself.

Sorry guys, but I have to sit this one out. Got injector troubles with my car so I'm stuck on the coast.

it's like that is it.

Is this place near a train station at all?

Hey guys, just a quick one. I've heard a lot lately about cylinder 1 on the RB25 blowing from a few people and I just wanted to know if it would be worth while taking the plenum off and get a thorough cleaning of it to make sure that there isn't anything clogging it. [/size] Has anyone done this before? What were the results? cheers.

Hey guess what....... I'm coming to this one. *thump* <- Duncan get's up off the floor after nearly fainting. heheh..

Application for L2S has been sent off to CAMS today...... yippee!!!!

I'm pretty sure that on the import approval you need to send a copy of the C3 license in order for it to be approved. Spose if you were getting a car just for race, you might as well go and get a C3.

Couldn't you use someone that does have a C3 to get it in for you. Getting a C3 just to import a car doesn't seem cost effective. The C3's arn't cheap.

You can, but I've seen cars to be imported for race that require a minimun of a CAMS C3 racing license to be able to import it. I could be wrong.

hmmmm... 1. Mine... Most of the others are bogadores. plus a hideous VL with blue undercar neons and a spoiler that I think has come of a EVO.

How to speak the language! Milburn - capital of Victoria Peck - to fill a suitcase Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects cops - for hanging out washing with Pump - to act as agent for prostitute Pug - large animal with a curly tail Nin tin dough - computer game Munner stroney - soup Min - male of the species Mess Kara - eye makeup McKennock - person who fixes cars Mere - Mayor Leather - foam produced from soap Lift - departed Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman Kittle crusps - potato chips Ken's - Cairns Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim Jungle Bills - Christmas carol Inner me - enemy Guess - vapour Fush - marine creatures Fitter cheney - type of pasta Ever cardeau - avocado Fear hear - blonde Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym Duffy cult - not easy Amejen - visualise Day old chuck - very young poultry Bug hut - popular recording Bun button - been bitten by insect Beard - a place to sleep Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden One Doze - well known computer program Brudge - structure spanning a stream Sex - one less than sivven Tin - one more than nine Iggs Ecktly - Precisely Earplane - large flying machine Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft Cuds - children Pits - domestic animals Cuttin - baby cat Munce - usually served on toast

If you check eBay, there is a shiteload of Comical shirts like those icons. A lot are for 300ZX, Supras, anything that was sold in the US as a domestic car, but I have seen some for Skylines.

Also, to all those that know the La Porchetta restaurant on the coast. Terry and His Daughter own it and have turned it into a Motorsport themed restaurant. Bloody good Idea if you ask me, I think a cruise/lunch/dinner should be organised up there. kudos.

She was Soooooooo Blonde . . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of an application where it says " Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money. * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

Famous Cricketing Sledges 1. Trueman and Aussie batsman. In an England v Australia Test during early 1960's Trueman was fielding close to the gate from the pavilion. As a new batsman came out he turned to shut the gate, Trueman said "Don't bother son, you won't be out there long enough." 2. Rod Marsh and Ian Botham. When Botham took guard in a Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife and my kids?" 3. Daryll Cullinan and Shane Warne. As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted. 4. Adam Parore and Daryll Cullinan. Because Cullinan is well known for being Warne's bunny, New Zealand keeper Parore greeted the South African, carefully playing the first ball from kiwi Chris Harris, with a cry of: "Bowled Warnie!" 5. Glenn McGrath and Eddo Brandes. After Brandes played and missed at a McGrath delivery, the Aussie bowler politely enquired: "Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?" "Cos every time I f*** your wife she gives me a biscuit," Brandes replied. 6. Robin Smith and Merv Hughes. During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played and missed: "You can't f***ing bat". Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary: "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't f***ing bat and you can't f***ing bowl." 7. Merv Hughes and Javed Miandad. During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls latter Merv dismissed Javed: "Tickets please", Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman. 8. Merv Hughes and Viv Richards. During a test match in the West Indies Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say f*** off." 9. Ricky Ponting and Shaun Pollock. After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock told Ponting: "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces." Unfortunately for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground. Ponting to Pollock: "you know what it looks like, now go find it." 10. And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary comment which was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney... "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c***!!!" 12. In one of the tour matches in South Africa, Australia played Hansie Cronje's province. Cronje was at the non strikers end, there was a short chubby batsman on strike. Ian Healy yelled to Warne, (I think) "Bowl a Mars Bar half way down...We'll get him stumped" The Aussies and Cronje were all in hysterics. the batsman's retort: "Nah, Boonie fielding at short leg will be onto it before I can move."

A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities thatrange from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked and return it the next day and get a $500 refund for myself. So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good son of rajab! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!" Funeral Services are pending.

Get a pen and paper handy, this one is a keeper. MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat s**ut. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a sh*it where you go. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: That explains the moustache then! Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised. Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ar**e. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to hake off once you've been shag*ged. Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: I'd rather eat glass. Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else. Man: Just as well cos I've been shag*ging your mum while your dad watches. Man: You're pretty Woman: Pi**s off. Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*t*ch. If only the male mind became more witty under the effect of alcohol...

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over to the parents, a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian, white baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?" The puzzled father, looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wongs don't make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong".