At least we don't steal Queensland's jokes about NSW and use them on Victorians!
I would say Queensland would be classified as Canada, NSW USA, and Victoria Mexico. I agree in your context of calling Victorians Mexicans, but the idea was done by Queensland first, so NSW is in the shit becuase they copy Queensland, it all makes sense now.
And I am sorry we would never be better than Tasmanians as 2 heads are better than one.