Just out of intrest, In Ipswitch...
When you go to the local watering hole, when you approach a woman do you;
A. Say oi shela hows about a root
B. Hello there pretty lady, can I try your brests on for size
C. Do you barf on her and yourself and then ask her to marry you so she will clean it up???
Remember your in Ipswitch... Everyone can pretend their Shane and answer this one...