Just use whoretown...
Im sure Mud and Squizz would back me up but we have seen hundreds of these threads over the years. Yes they are a bit annoying sometimes, but I see the benifit of people venting their frustrations online thats what we are all about.
Not always... I find the younger 18-19 years old do, yes...
But all you need to do it shake your head at then and they will back off and leave you alone.
If they ask are you chicken or something you say "my vtec is broken yo"... Make a joke of it, dont tell them their wankers even tho they are, just laugh it off and leave the lights at your own pace...