ummmmm....... I wasn't gonna say anything Jess but you were smashed, pissed, hammered and soooooo far beyond tipsy it wasn't funny - you called me PINK...!!!
Unless you can come up with a plausible reason for this (yes - Pink rhymes with Tink but that's not gonna cut it!) I'm afraid I have to agree - you were DRUNK!!!
BUT - if it's any consolation... you weren't as drunk as Andrew...!!!