Dunno if this one has been posted before..........
Chinese Sick Leave!
Hung Chow calls into work one day and says "I no come to work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come to work"
The boss says "you know something Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again and says "I do what you say and I feel great now. I be at work soon..... you got nice house".