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Stinky Rooster

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  1. I like a man who has spent WAY too much time watching crap movies. Netflix and chill?
  2. Heeeey kunce
  3. Its a date! Mostly because I cant wait to see the look on your face when you see what happens to cake transported on a dirt bike.......
  4. I has cake, and if its any help, Elle, I am enjoying it enough for both of us
  5. Speaking of cake, this weekends effort Marscapone cheesecake was how we rolled. Rocking out on the last of the late season berries.
  6. please tell me those shoes are a fake because you KNOW i need to see Hank in a pair, if they arent, and I am not sure the world is ready for that level of porn.
  7. Elle to fix the control arms any cheaper you might have to go aftermarket. Its actually a pretty old dodgy trick from manufacturers for aaaages. Even Ford did a similar thing, by cold riveting the lower ball joints to the arms, then only listing a part number for the complete lower arm - not just the ball joint. Price about 10 years ago was $600+ per side for the arm from ford or $35 for a ball joint, complete with bolts to replace the rivets...
  8. Hay guys!!! Found a great gift idea for next mothers day. Order yours now, before they sell out!! https://www.dezeen.com/2015/04/26/21-grams-sex-toy-contains-ashes-of-dead-partner-mark-sturkenboom/
  9. Hay kunce Todays words of wisdom - never trust an atom, those little f**kers make up EVERYTHING!!
  10. sif there isnt a conga line of willing fresh meat waiting in the wings.. BRING ME ANOTHER BOY, THIS ONE'S SPLIT!!!!
  11. Are you coming on to me? Because its working <3
  12. Ken oath. Hit me up when you are back. If you are looking to get Hank out and about we should do the doggy playdate thing again soon too
  13. me too Sif not mention The Red Bearded Lurker. Actually, where is the big huggable bear of a bloke? Let me guess - working too many hours?
  14. Working off the cake layers was easy the layers of white chocolate mousse, italian pastry cream, raspberry gells and the meringue topping, not so much... Oh man, now I want cake....
  15. Bro, you should see the shit my mrs puts in front of me. She is also diabetic and thus has legit reason to watch me eat the whole thing. But the evil influences I refereed to was SAUWA and the friday breakfasts at various buffets we used to hammer. Ever seen Paul Teh Prez in front of a bain marie full of bacon?
  16. Nah. I completely fkd my spine for the 3rd time, and due to working for c*nts, am now actually unemployed for the first time since I was 15. Looking at starting TAFE in the new year, but finding out on Tuesday what the surgeons want to slice out of me first.
  17. LOL she is actually a qualified pastry chef now, and as you know, cake is lyf. I lost 40kg in total, all without dieting. Turns out sitting on my arse behind a computer all day does things to a mans metabolism. Also ate WAY too much breakfast over the span of approx 10 years, and for that I refer you to the evil influences surrounding me at that time.
  18. It was pretty sweet to put some faces to names yesty. Also, I think ALL youse guys should give yourselves a massive slap on the back for the effort in getting this club back up and running. Damn near bought a tear to an old mans eye seeing all the rice burners at city west. All we needed would be a couple of methed up SilWA morons running into each other at the entrance and it would have been just like old times </3
  19. I fkn will then! You still got that dardy uterus? Will need a familar vehicle to zone in on. Its been a while
  20. Keen for a grubby bearded dirt biker to swing past and say g'day at the start point? Ragnar the Yamahar hant been flung through the tunnel in quite a while...
  21. Estimated capacity of lower colon plz
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