I turned into Atwell and was cruising down the entrance road. And from the other side of the road (separated by a lane-wide middle section with trees and you can park there etc), bounces over a football. Some dude playing footy with a kid.
So I slow down as he runs out right in front of me to get the footy, he runs through, sweeps the ball up and over to the side of the road... then looks at me with his arms out like "you want some o this?"
Then I hear the footy hit my car somewhere as I drive past at probably 20-30kph.. what a fkn wack-job. There is no way I was stopping to smack the kunt in the head either because he was a huge tall and tank guy. Just went home round the corner and there was no sign of any damage/marks.
Still, I know which house he was at, don't know if it was his or just visiting. Would have gone back if there was damage... but nothing, so just let it go.