... So we are all in the beachside carpark at Newport eating pizza when this posse of sub 15 year old skanks appear, drooling at everyones cars and they come over and beg for someone to turn their car on, then begin telling us some dribble about how some other local skank crew wants to bash them, blah blah blah.
Cliff notes: Skanks admired cars, wanted a ride, got barred, got the absolute piss taken out of them, we laughed, we laughed some more, they got so desperate they offered Benm $2 for a lift home, they got barred again, then we left.
The pizza was good though