Just had a phone call from some wanker enquiring about my GSXR race bike.
Him: "I heard you're selling a bike. What is it and how much?"
Me: "GSXR 600 race or track bike only. No road gear. Comes with race stands front and rear, tyre warmers front and rear, spare race fairings, spare gearbox and other parts. $5000 flat."
Him: "Will it take much to get it on the road?"
Me: "Not my problem. You've called about a 'race bike' mate. Obviously, you haven't read the ad, nor do you know what you want to buy."
Him: "Thats why I called you. I was only told by a mate you had a cheap bike for sale."
Me: "I have a race bike for sale at a cheap price, if thats what you mean." (I've already made my mind up this guy is a tool)
Him: "So its not registered?"
Me: "You're a dreamer mate, and I don't deal with dreamers. I'm not selling a race bike to a young fool looking to kill himself racing on the street. Good bye"
Him: "Nah, wait mate. I'm trying to buy a bike for my brother, not me. Can me and my brother come look at it."
Me: "Won't get you any closer to owning it."
[hang up phone]
I get nothing but clueless f**kheads, dreaming they're the next Casey Stoner. But they all want a cheap road bike. Yet, they ring up for a bike advertised as a "race bike, no street gear". Then they try and talk me down on price.
Its a bargain, its a steal, its the sale of the century ... f**k it I'm keeping it.
[end rant]