Hey guys,
I'm just starting to get over the game now, so I thought that it could be a good time to start getting the photo's and stories out.
I know that I was shattered for about 15-30mins after the game... and then I was able to talk... any way... got this today and thought I would get things going with this joke.
On a tour of Australia, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for
some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when
there was a frantic commotion just off shore.
A helpless man, wearing an English Rugby jersey, was struggling frantically
to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot Great White shark. As the Pope
watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Wallabies
Rugby jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while the
other two reached out and pulled the blue, semiconscious Pommie fan from the
water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled
it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I give you my
blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there is some bitter hatred
between Australian and English Rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own
eyes that this is not true".
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies, "Who was that?" "It
was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access
to all of God's wisdom." "Well" the harpooner said, "he may have access to
God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know shit about shark fishing. Is the
bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"
I'll put up some photo's shortly.
Dan.