"Sorry for the blurred photos, I didn't know how they'd react to me taking photos of them, and they were all out looking for a fight so I didn't really want to get involved with gangs packing that kind of hardware."
a) do a 'crutch' shot... obviously hold the cam down there... with some prac you can get some good shots and B) you can get 90 degree lenses... mirror inside on a 45 degree angle pointing out a small hole in the side... either way you can get some good shots without anyone knowing.
Top thread man...