Got a Pulsar

hahaha... I was gonna say "Tag Team" but thought better of it...

Blister

He also lives in Melbourne with that ovulating meatbag who brought him to term... I wish I got around many much mores... SLaArts !!!

Step

My Son is Fourteen... <<---seperate incidents-->> I lost my Virgin at ...teen. I will be 38 this year. I asked one of the guys at work if his Mum's name was Melanie... When he replied No, I was like Thank f**k for that !!!

Righteous !!!

Says the Funny Little Fella with the Funny Little Voice, who's young enough to be my Son. and yes I do have a son...

NOS !!! ( too soon junior! )

Damn Right I'd give PINK the Slip...

As this is Still a Current thing, Ima Bumpinup!!! May be open to a THREEWAY!!! (that's sharing the house between 3 people you dirty minded little dream boats!!!) I need someone to share ASAP! (the EX? will stay untill a new tenant is found.) So don't leave me hangin' (Please) Rent may be slightly negotiable but only slightly. Currently $465 / wk makiing it $465 / Fortnight or there abouts (with 2 sharing.) Will increase to $475 in 2 months ish. (but it is definately worth it.) You must Love my dog (he's a cootie) and smoking is strictly outdoors. We signed on for a 2 year lease and 10 months have passed since doing so. Currently the Rent is $465 / week which will increase to $475 / week in a week and a half. The house is very nice and comfortable and therefore I don't realy want to have to move elswhere if I can avoid it. (I hate Moving!) Located in a Quiet Deadend Street, Close to Shops and easy access to major roads to get you wherever you need to go. What is on offer??? Halvies in a 3 Bedroom House with no Grass (low maintenance yards.) Double Lockup Garage with internal access to the house. (keep your car indoors.) also has access from the backyard and Remote entry. Ducted Heating. (Very warm in a Canberra Winter.) Aircon. (Very Cool in a Canberra Summer.) in Kitchen / Dining only but the cool spreads Fast! Master Bedroom has Ensuite, so Whoever has that, the other person gets Exclusive Use of the Main Bathroom and Toilet. Lockable Garden Shed. Huge Undercover (Pergola) area out the back. Kitchen / dining / living areas have wooden type flooring. Seperate Lounge Room / Hallway and Bedrooms all have soft squishy Carpet. other normal things include laundry, doorbell, dishwasher etc... Anyone who has met me will tell you how nice a Guy I am and I promise that I would only smell your hair perhaps 2 to 3 times a night while you are sleeping. PM me or post here or TXT on 0410573091 Rob.

Spotted a Maroon 32 rolling down the adjoining Street just after I turned into my Street this Arvo

“Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f**king big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DIY and wondering who the f**k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f**ked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?” ― Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting

Nope

Pffft... Usain Bolt aint Red Buddy.

Dunno

Rosie??? Hahahaha... It will be good when you get it on the Road... Then Black Betty can smash Rosie off the lights and you'll owe me 2 cars.

Buy Back???

^^^^^^ Jeremy, It Sounds soooo Sweeet... Go Get It NOW!!!

Musician

Tetris... 2 wheels in the boot, 2 on the back seat, Intercooler + pod = passenger footwell, Unbolt Exhaust and put in boot, Front bar on backseat or from back driverside to passenger front. Easy... You Need to Move House more... hahahahaha

Fiiiiiiggghhhttt!!!

Dinner

BBQ

Off

wax