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the wrong cd's were mistakenly loaded onto a plane from kuwait and due to the religious holiday over there at the moment there will be a delay on the correct cd's

due to the banks raising their fees so much he only ended up getting $2 from each of us and couldnt afford to send them

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the complaince workshop is still waiting for dotars to come and complete an inspection of the CD's before they can be complied

funky had a knock on his door from two big maori guys from jpnz wanting to know where he got his manuals from and nobody has seen him since

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some bad taste, about the wrong body being sent from kuwait isnt very nice, and the tassy miners, they have greaving families and u guys are making jokes out of em both :P

i think he is just too damn busy and totally forgot they were even meant to be sent :devil:

Here they are so far - keep them rolling in!

..and I don't think any have been in bad taste yet, ie it is very Australian to make jokes about bad things that are happening, it's part of the reason I think we have the best sense of humour in the world (when I was living in the USA, I had no problem talking sex, politics, or religion with my local friends. But humour, particularly sarcasm, was an absolute non event...)

Ian -

1) "The guy posting them went home when the commonwealth games finished, and took them with him"

2) "global warming melted the stamps of the envelopes, so they have been returned to the sender, who accidentally put the wrong return address."

3) "an Australian Idol star has stolen them, as they were desperate for more CD's to record demos on"

4) "A miner in Tasmania has them, and he is having trouble getting to a post office"

Ska -

5) A dingo stole them?

munchdesign -

6) John Howard has ordered a parliamentary enquiry into their disappearance.

Tangles -

7) Envelopes were used as toilet paper in a time of crisis.

8) Cds were used by the kiddie & dog in a frisbee free-for-all game.

GoldZilla -

9) The CDs are now doing triple-duties as either a plate for meals, a mirror for applying make-up/brushing teeth, etc., or as a mirror once again for use to rack-up the current possessor's drug of choice for the day - all depending on the requirements of that particular time of day.

mcnamq -

10) the wrong cd's were mistakenly loaded onto a plane from kuwait and due to the religious holiday over there at the moment there will be a delay on the correct cd's

11) due to the banks raising their fees so much he only ended up getting $2 from each of us and couldnt afford to send them

12) the complaince workshop is still waiting for dotars to come and complete an inspection of the CD's before they can be complied

13) funky had a knock on his door from two big maori guys from jpnz wanting to know where he got his manuals from and nobody has seen him since

CruiseLiner -

14) i think he is just too damn busy and totally forgot they were even meant to be sent

yeah but with an average post count of about 93 posts per day, i dont think he is gonna just stop posting on the forums because of this debacle... maybe im wrong but im guessing he's not back at work yet

if hes like me and he has this site as his homepage then if someone else turned his computer on and used the internet then that would count as a login I believe. so if someone lives with him parents or partner or roomate or whatever they may have used his pc

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