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I know a guys from Wales who knows some guys from Liverpool who will go around and give him a kiss (if you know what I mean) wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more..

For a small fee they'll break someone legs just so they cant run away when you deliver the papers.

Ok, here is the list so far, keep them coming!!!

Ian -

1) "The guy posting them went home when the commonwealth games finished, and took them with him"

2) "global warming melted the stamps of the envelopes, so they have been returned to the sender, who accidentally put the wrong return address."

3) "an Australian Idol star has stolen them, as they were desperate for more CD's to record demos on"

4) "A miner in Tasmania has them, and he is having trouble getting to a post office"

Ska -

5) A dingo stole them?

19) The CD's were evited from J-Spec, they had to cut the fat, they were the weakest link and the tribe has spoken.

munchdesign -

6) John Howard has ordered a parliamentary enquiry into their disappearance.

Tangles -

7) Envelopes were used as toilet paper in a time of crisis.

8) Cds were used by the kiddie & dog in a frisbee free-for-all game.

GoldZilla -

9) The CDs are now doing triple-duties as either a plate for meals, a mirror for applying make-up/brushing teeth, etc., or as a mirror once again for use to rack-up the current possessor's drug of choice for the day - all depending on the requirements of that particular time of day.

mcnamq -

10) the wrong cd's were mistakenly loaded onto a plane from kuwait and due to the religious holiday over there at the moment there will be a delay on the correct cd's

11) due to the banks raising their fees so much he only ended up getting $2 from each of us and couldnt afford to send them

12) the complaince workshop is still waiting for dotars to come and complete an inspection of the CD's before they can be complied

13) funky had a knock on his door from two big maori guys from jpnz wanting to know where he got his manuals from and nobody has seen him since

16) someone mistook them for replacement blades for a pizza cutter

17) his dining room table was a little wonky so he has them under the legs to stop it rocking

CruiseLiner -

14) i think he is just too damn busy and totally forgot they were even meant to be sent

EGA41T -

15) cd's were mistaken for slices of cheese and were eaten while he was away on holidays

66yostagea -

18) the CD's are where the monkey puts his peanuts.

20) SAW FOUR cdS AS vOLVOHUBCAPS AT sURFERS!

21) He is stuck on B105 in my Stagea radio and cant get out.

Does anyone have a contact number for JSpec? Why not just simply call them up and see what has happened to them?

Edit: From JSpec Website:

General Enquiries:

Email: [email protected]

0400 50 22 50 (+61 400 50 22 50)

I noticed this post was dropping down the list a bit, so thought I'd add a few more.

- The CD's have been put into orbit to help reflect the sun (to stop global warming).

- They have been tied to a rope and are behind dragged behind a 'just married' car - a stagea of course..

- The mythbusters have grabbed them to test out what happens when you put CD's into a microwave.

- Top Gear has given them to the Stig.

oh crap i just realised that funky knows where we live so if give him too much crap he might come looking for us. oh actually on second thoughts if hes not organised enough to get some cd'd in the mail then how could he manage to stalk us and murder us in our sleep.

meh if he does come looking for me I hope he brings with him my bloody cd

oh crap i just realised that funky knows where we live so if give him too much crap he might come looking for us. oh actually on second thoughts if hes not organised enough to get some cd'd in the mail then how could he manage to stalk us and murder us in our sleep.

meh if he does come looking for me I hope he brings with him my bloody cd

haha lol thats rounded up my thoughts exactly, sooo true :/

surely he is just stuffin us round now after all this time and not one single reply for over a month or something.

does anyone know him in person or what? i doubt he would attempt to rip people when we all know he works for j spec, but u never know these days, some people just dont have a clue how to treat customers.

i think personally the whole car industry is bloody useless for keeping to schedules. ordered my pfc djetro 3.5 weeks ago and it was meant to be one week max and if i had known it was taken sooo long i woulda bought it off nengun or one of them and saved a couple of hundred bucks. dammit :)

if u modify cars u definately cant be in a rush or on a time limit because it never ever ever works with the businesses supplying the stuff.

/end rant :)

Edited by CruiseLiner
.........I bought my copy for $140, and its not that easy to come by due to some shrewd japanese auctioneers playing bidders off against each other. I'm happy to offer a copy of this to you guys for $20 (postage included to anywhere in Australia). I'll only be selling enough copies to make my costs back, after that you guys are more than welcome to do with them amongst yourselves as you please...........
.........latest list of people I've recieved payment from and date recieved:

14/02/2006 CruiseLiner

14/02/2006 Burns

14/02/2006 muck

13/02/2006 chook

13/02/2006 3intheBack

10/02/2006 ALEXCIM

9/02/2006 oxford1327

9/02/2006 munchdesign

9/02/2006 EGA41T

9/02/2006 TERMINAL

8/02/2006 beastien ..........

Plus from more posts down the thread neostagea, GoldZilla and Ian have also paid.

According to my maths, 14 people x $20 = $280

$280 > $140

So, everyone is due a refund of $10 if you are going to stick to your word, plus due a damn CD.

On another note, I cant beleive I paid you in FEBRUARY and its now MAY. You even had the master on the 23rd of Feb as per http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/in...c=104317&st=40#

Also, Ive done some diggin.

EDIT by Ska:

POSTING PERSONAL DETAILS IS NOT COOL!

I understand your frustration, but this form of posting will not be accepted.

No point to be rude or anything though, we are just trying to find out whats going on.

Also, we can call J-Spec on 0400 502 250 to ask for Shan/His where abouts

Guys I don't have his personal details but I have posted in the Mods section for anyone pass on a message that you're all waiting for a response ASAP.

In the meantime all I can say is please try and keep it as civil as possible and hopefully you can get some action soon enough.

Vijay

Edited some information out, this is your last chance guys, this will be closed if you continue to make personal attacks. It is clear in the rules that personal attacks are not acceptable.

I can understand your frustration, but flaming anyone will only end with topics being closed and waring points issued, and I dont want to do that, so dont make me.

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