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Mitch give me a call my mobile is in profile if i miss your call ill get back to you

cheers steve ill call you in a bit

Challenge them Mitch, they got no proof! Did they write up up a speeding fine? They didnt provide any sort of readings from any speed camera or anything?

yeah they wrote up a fine while one cop searched my car then continued to pop the bonnet and look at my engine , the dud left the bonnet stand hanging down and dropped the bonnet shut

but it didnt shut ...

didnt show me a speed gun or anything , just said that they had to do 80km to catch up to me ...

took this comment froma vid of the 35 gtr on you tube, whatta wank stain :(

this cars a piece of shit, Incase you didn't know. If your a real gear head and truly love R34's you would know that this cars tranny is a piece, Nissan released a statement saying that this car's tranny can only be launched an average of 15 times before it seizes and goes into limp mode. The cars fast sure, but what's the point of owning it if you cant even launch it to achieve those speeds? And there's a black box on board so if you drive it like it was meant to be..bye bye warranty. GTR=JOKE.'
Edited by craig R33
do i need to sign the custom plates over to the new owner when he transferrs rego?

i think i might keep them :(

unless he wants to buy them off me mwahh ha ha ha

what plates did you have craig.....i cant remember you having a custom plate

cheers steve ill call you in a bit

yeah they wrote up a fine while one cop searched my car then continued to pop the bonnet and look at my engine , the dud left the bonnet stand hanging down and dropped the bonnet shut

but it didnt shut ...

didnt show me a speed gun or anything , just said that they had to do 80km to catch up to me ...

Hrm they sound like a couple of brain surgeons. I'd definately contest it. Its a no brainer that if theyre behind a car thats doing 60, theyre obviously going to have to exceed the speed limit to 'catch up'... morons. Police word is not enough, thats why they have cameras to take photographic >proof<

Magistrate would laugh at that fine and then dismiss all charges I believe.

-D

thats why id like to keep it for the 34....

i really dont want to sign it over to him.... do i have to?

we didnt agree that he could keep them, and he took the old alphs numeric plates......

pete should know this one.

yeah you right,

but when i sold my last car with personalised plates, i had to write a letter to transport sa stating that the new owner had permission to transfer them from my name to his.

ill just have to tell him, im keeping them.

the prick didnt seem to appreciate anything on that car :P

tell me bout it......

i realised that as soon as he tried clutching 2nd down me street, even though it was set to low (7psi) boost :P

ahhh well, its not my car now, i just dont wanna hear about him smashing it.

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started

producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable

and companies would probably advertise more openly.

Nike Condoms: Just do it

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling

Ford Condoms: The ride of your life

Optus Condoms: Yes!

Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can't stop

Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day

Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum - (available in Tasmania only)

Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected

VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now

Swan Lager Condoms: They said you'd never make it....

Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek

Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?

Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together.

Quicken Condoms: Quicken Easy

The following brands would probably not sell very well.....

AFL Condoms: I'd Like to See That

Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year....

RTA Condoms: Speed kills

Nobby's Condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts

Bolle Condoms: Put them on your face

Aussie Homeloans Condoms: We'll save you

I'm sure we blokes can add to this :D

Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male........ The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj.

Female...... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male........ Playing football without a mouth-guard.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-in-Kay-shon) n.
Female...... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male........ Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the

boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female...... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male........ Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female...... A good movie,concert, play or book.

Male........ Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female...... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male........ A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female...... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male........ A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

8. WOMAN (Woh-man) n.

Female ..... A special sex of human being who must be praised and obeyed at all times by their male counterparts

Male ........ A life support system for a vagina

:P

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