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HAHAHA like that say only in elizabeth Dave lol!

The Woodville North area is the opposite. The cars go so slow, an exiting passenger couldn't possibly hurt themselves :P

Incidentally, dobbed in a hoon on Sunday. I was out front mowing the rainforest I call a front yard, when some bogan slag in a commonwhore was hooning all around our streets. Came racing down my street and chucked a right-hander at the T intersection ... without slowing at all. Bouncing the car all the way. Returned up my street, locked it up halfway down, chucked a few skids doing a hopeless 5 point turn, almost hitting cars on the street in the process. About the 3rd time down our street, her rear bumper was hanging off the car, but she still went on thrashing the car. The cops could hear all this while I was talking to them. Shoulda thrown a brick at her :) Looked like she prob got pissed at the pub and was hunting down the BF or something. f**king crazy cow was a hazard to the kids in the area. :)

inform them that they are wrong Damo.....get your money out of them....

They scored a goal in extra time, so the bet isnt valid. They pay on the result after 90 minutes. :P

Oh and Happy Birthday Cronic....nice pic there damo....isnt that your mum? :)

unfunny.

Oh and Happy Birthday Cronic....nice pic there damo....isnt that your mum? :)

I thought it was Melissa Midwest at first ... but nah it must be Damo's mum. Damo, when am I invited over for dinner :P

Happy Birthday Cronic! Drink up!

I often wonder about common prefixes and suffixes In the Biology world. Heterozygous is something I do not like to go into detail about. but I am quite Hydrophilic and this shall increase with the nice weather coming hopefully soon. Lately the weather has had my tegmentum in knots.

Nice cronic. Looks the goods.

Howmuch is it worth a night ?

Make sure not too many drinks hit the deck :)

$517 a night. Got the place for 3 nights.

The thing that killed me was the bond price...

$1500... on top of the $517 a night. Ouch!

And in other news... a duct tape cat: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/12047/duct-tape-cat/

i was honestly expecting a bit more than that, seems an alright price! just dont break shit, youd want that bond back!!

in other news, http://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/12028/t...ith-x-ray-eyes/

HELL YEAH! Thanx guiz.

SAU:SA Party?

I've rented out a Penthouse in Glenelg for the weekend. Got a DJ coming in from Savvys on Saturday night.

Come down if you're keen.

Seriously.

PM me if you want in.

Whats the place look like? This:

Damn, thats a hot pad there! Spewin I got a wedding to go to Saturday night. PM me the details and I'll see about sneaking out :)

i was honestly expecting a bit more than that, seems an alright price! just dont break, youd want that bond back!!

in other news, http://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/12028/t...ith-x-ray-eyes/

"Doctors have yet to verify Mrs. Castro’s claims on her daughter’s abilities, however she provided Weekly World News reporters with the photo above of Laura being examined."

:) Only in America!

SCOUSERS JOIN FERRARI

"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the australian government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some lonsdale youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from lonsdale were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the lonsdale pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of vb, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.

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