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1. Don't always expect us to call you.. The phone works both ways!! You know the drill!!

2. No matter if we're fat or not.. Most girls aren't as self-confident as guys! And we need to be complimented as often as possible!

3. Birthdays, Vday, & Anniversaries are important to us... Can't you remember three important dates out of the whole year!? We remember them.. Why can't you!?

4. You can't play around with our head no matter what the circumstances!!! It's not fair! Make up your mind!!!

5. Eight times out of ten......The boobs on TV or in magazines AREN'T REAL!!! So get over them!!

6. DO NOT act different or be a jerk around your friends.. It will get you in the end... (We remember these types of things)

7. Know the situations not to make stupid jokes!! It only makes you look like more of an ass!!

8. You're the guy, don't expect us to pay for your food!! It's bad enough if you're not paying for us!!

9. No matter what, we don't want to hear about another "chick" you dated, were interested in, kissed etc.

10. Don't make comments about our old boyfriends it only makes you look more jealous!!

11. If YOU kiss us.. Know that we're going to expect you to call us!!! Don't be an ass about it! YOU MADE THE MOVE!!

12. Being drunk is not an excuse for ANY of your actions!!!

13. "Hanging out with the guys" can not consume all your time!! We need time too!!

14. You can come shopping with us!! We go to car shows with you! So don't complain the whole time!!!

15. You can put the toilet seat down.... That's how you found it!!

16. Don't make comments about our family... It's just something you don't do!!

17. If you kissed us in that past week... I DON'T CARE WHO SHE IS, WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE OR HOW BIG HER BOOBS ARE... You are not supposes to kiss her too..!!

18. Do not brag to your friends...unless you want us to discuss with the girls how small...*ahem* or bent... your penis is.....

19. Don't lead us on... Because we will talk about what a jerk you are, & it really doesn't give you a good reputation around the other girls you may be interested in!! Got it??

20. We don't ALWAYS want porn as much as you do!!

21. If we have a big game, meet, competition, or any kind of important event... WE EXPECT YOU TO BE THERE!! It's just a given.

22. Don't move too fast.. It only makes us think how long it's REALLY been since you got some!! You'll know when we're ready okay?

23. You have to meet the rest of the family someday!! Just know how to act!!

24. "I love you" is a big step..... Don't say it if you don't mean it!!

25. Know our songs when they come on the radio.

26. Come & pick us up when we need you to.. Most of the time we just want to see you :-)

27. Be there for us when we need you. A smile, a call, a kiss, a hug, a visit, or just listening can go a long way when we're done or mad at you.

28. Talk about your feelings sometimes... it helpls A LOT!!

29. Don't lie to us about anything!! You know we're going to find out eventually!!

30. Once we break up or break things off.. It's WRONG to be interested or date a close friend of ours!

31. If you make a promise & then break it.. WE'RE GOING TO BE PISSED! Just expect it.

32. Don't brag about the size of your manhood, It just makes you look really stupid.

33. DO NOT hit on or lead on numerous girls... Because it definitely sucks for you when we all find out... You just ruined your chances with all of us!!

34. Most of the time... If you have a car, you have kissed us before, &

you're the same place we are... There is a possibility we might ask you for a ride home if we really need it, don't get mad... It's really not that big of a deal!!!!

35. Don't cheat on your girlfriends with us... It puts us both in a real bad situation.

36. We have PMS every month.. Please just try to understand... We don't feel good, we're angry, and we're emotional.. DON'T FIGHT WITH US.. It's just something you don't want to do.

37. Most of the things you do reflects back on us in some way.. or effects us in some way.... Don't do anything stupid!

38. If you still have feelings for your ex, don't get involved with us.. We'd rather not be in the middle of that one!!

39. Don't get involved with us or do anything with us if you don't want anyone to know about it! Or don't expect anything to happen between us ... It's really not that hard at all!!!

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You've just made me feel like a really really bad man..

Happy?

I do agree with #34 what kind of man wouldn't be happy with a woman asking him for a ride home..

I refuse to comment on any other statements made....It's far too scary a prospect :)

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Hahahahahaha maaaan our womenz rules are much more unfunny and serious then the guys

BUT

"20. We don't ALWAYS want porn as much as you do!!"

We want it more!.... don't we? :)

29. Don't lie to us about anything!! You know we're going to find out eventually!!

HAHAHA so so so so so true. 2 months later "Hun, you know when you said you had tomato sauce on your pie and I was suspicious.. I knew there was something strange, It was BBQ sauce. I found the sachet on the floor of your car, YOU CANT TRICK ME I AM DETECTIVE WOMAN!!"

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LOL!

I knwo so true! I was reading it thinking...this doesn't sound like me...am I not woman? Hahah Maybe we should edit it and make up our own funny unserious list cos when you think about it...us girls are pretty complex!

28. Talk about your feelings sometimes... it helpls A LOT!!

I hate it when a guy talks abotu their feelings....it's like dating a chick lol

adoraa Grand Master

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28. Talk about your feelings sometimes... it helpls A LOT!!

I hate it when a guy talks abotu their feelings....it's like dating a chick lol

Oh but its not as bad as dating someone for 2 years then realising because it's never been spoken about youre only friends :banana:

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EDITED FOR THOSE WHO COMPLAIN (changes in italics)

1. Don't always expect us to call you.. The phone works both ways!! You know the drill!!

2. No matter if we're fat or not.. Most girls aren't as self-confident as guys! And we need to be complimented as often as possible!

3. Birthdays, Vday, & Anniversaries are important to us... Can't you remember three important dates out of the whole year!? Come on guys...we remind you 2 wks before hand!

4. You can't play around with our head no matter what the circumstances!!! It's not fair! Make up your mind!!!

5. Eight times out of ten......The boobs on TV or in magazines AREN'T REAL!!! So get over them!!

6. DO NOT act different or be a jerk around your friends.. It will get you in the end... (We remember these types of things)

7. You're the guy, don't expect us to pay for your food!! It's bad enough if you're not paying for us!!

8. No matter what, we don't want to hear about another "chick" you dated, were interested in, kissed etc.

9. If YOU kiss us.. Know that we're going to expect you to call us!!! Don't be an ass about it! YOU MADE THE MOVE!!

10. Being drunk is not an excuse for ANY of your actions!!!

13. "Hanging out with the guys" is fine...don't complain when we hang out with the girls!

14. You can come shopping with us!! We go to car shows with you! So don't complain the whole time!!!

15. You can put the toilet seat down.... That's how you found it!!

16. Do not brag to your friends...unless you want us to discuss with the girls how small...*ahem* or bent... your penis is.....

17. Don't lead us on... Because we will talk about what a jerk you are, & it really doesn't give you a good reputation around the other girls you may be interested in!! Got it??

18. We don't ALWAYS want porn as much as you do!!...unless ur Kel

19. Don't move too fast.. It only makes us think how long it's REALLY been since you got some!! You'll know when we're ready okay?

20. You have to meet the rest of the family someday!! Just know how to act!!

21. "I love you" is a big step..... Don't say it if you don't mean it!! And don't say it to soon...we're nto all emotional wrecks and we will freak otu the same way you would!

22. Know our songs when they come on the radio. I've never expected this so I don't know why u should...some girls are too picky!

23. Come & pick us up when we need you to.. Most of the time we just want to see you :-) or we've broken down and you took the jumper leads to drift

24. Be there for us when we need you. A smile, a call, a kiss, a hug, a visit, or just listening can go a long way when we're done or mad at you. Unless we have PMS then stay away when we tell you to!

25. Talk about your feelings sometimes... it helpls A LOT!! Especially if we've been together for 2yrs and you think we're just friends!

26. Don't lie to us about anything!! You know we're going to find out eventually!!

27. Once we break up or break things off.. It's WRONG to be interested or date a close friend of ours! And girls it's wrong to go for him! I'll kill you

28. If you make a promise & then break it.. WE'RE GOING TO BE PISSED! Just expect it.

29. Don't brag about the size of your manhood, It just makes you look really stupid. and small

30. DO NOT hit on or lead on numerous girls... Because it definitely sucks for you when we all find out... You just ruined your chances with all of us!!

31. Most of the time... If you have a car, you have kissed us before, & you're the same place we are...There is a possibility we might ask you for a ride home if we really need it, don't get mad...It's really not that big of a deal!!!!

32. Don't cheat on your girlfriends with us... It puts us both in a real bad situation.

33. We have PMS every month.. Please just try to understand... We don't feel good, we're angry, and we're emotional.. DON'T FIGHT WITH US.. It's just something you don't want to do.

34. We don't have PMS EVERY TIME WE'RE ANGRY it's not something that comes on the spur of the moment so everytime I yell don't tell me I have my "rags" and to "get over it" you'll just make me angrier!!!

35. If you still have feelings for your ex, don't get involved with us.. We'd rather not be in the middle of that one!!

36. Don't get involved with us or do anything with us if you don't want anyone to know about it! Or don't expect anything to happen between us ... It's really not that hard at all!!!

37. If you have a reputation for beign a jerk and you don't have the balls to tell us....tell your mate to tell us. Save some hassells!

38. If our mates want to bash you....you deserved it..don't blame me!

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