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lock stock and 2 smoking barrels, transporter 1 and 2 (and 3's coming out soon) and the bank job are the best fcuking movies EVAAAAAAAA

i'll forgive him for crank, that was a bit shit, maybe crank 2 will be better

oh dan = vin

and real mean have hair on their chest

*lifts up shirt and says in londoner voice* like 'ere see

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lol yuck!!! nooooo Jason Statham

how could you not like george costanza????? hes your typical insecure loser type guy next door who is probably using his telescope to peep into hawt women's homes..........

oh wait...i see why.....

jason statham FTMFW

i'll forgive him for crank, that was a bit shit, maybe crank 2 will be better

lol..... but I thought Crank was good!!! Mmm when he bones her in the street and over the post box....fckn Amy Smart grr biatch... *jealous* :thumbsup:

No we'll forgive him for Ghosts of Mars *shudders* omg soooo bad we'll forgive Ice Cube for it too! And The One, that was pretty sh!tty

What about The Italian Job, Chaos and Rogue Assasin omg *gets wet* I think I'm Obsessed with Statham

lol..... but I thought Crank was good!!! Mmm when he bones her in the street and over the post box....fckn Amy Smart grr biatch... *jealous* :)

No we'll forgive him for Ghosts of Mars *shudders* omg soooo bad we'll forgive Ice Cube for it too! And The One, that was pretty sh!tty

What about The Italian Job, Chaos and Rogue Assasin omg *gets wet* I think I'm Obsessed with Statham

meh

The One is awesome.......

so is the italian job, and War (aka rogue assassin)

Ahh I see what you did there!

I see Daniel Craig and Johnny Depp

and I raise you

Colin Farrel and Johnny Knoxville

Colin is a try hard booze hound and Johnny K is gay.

Jason would kick their collective ass. "Crank" was funny stuff.




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